Getting kidnapped by Mbappé fantasies are funny because if you were a native French speaker, you’d know he talks with the tone of a looney tune character
That’s like headcanoning porky pig as yandere
I love the World Cup because I’ll hear a player mentioned and I’ll go “holy shit he’s still playing?” And I look him up and it says his current team is “the Pyongyang Nukes” (2023 - present)