dril_yoyos

three figure iq toy thrower

[dril_yoyos @44Wint]

i need scams. i need deals. i need to fool other yoyoers into accepting smaller amounts of m money. if your app has buyer protection then suck me

[dril_yoyos @44Wint]

my room mate has been filming me yoyoing in the bathroom everyday for the past twenty seven years. Am I the asshole?

[dril_yoyos @44Wint]

(sad 45 yr old man voice) The employees of yoyofactory used to be nice to each other

[dril_yoyos @44Wint]

Ha . (Looking through binoculars) I can see the littlle knot in your yoyo string from here

[dril_yoyos @44Wint]

i think if i took up this offer from a yoyo company to get yoyos for free and then promote the yoyos on here my fans would love it

[dril_yoyos @44Wint]

yoyoing in fetal position is not ok, not normal and a strong indicator of a feeble, wicked mind. they wont tell you that shit on the yoyoexpert forums

[dril_yoyos @44Wint]

decades of winding up my yoyo "The stupid way" has got my whole string looking crazy

[dril_yoyos @44Wint]

ive invented entire categories of yoyo tricks just to discard them outright. just 1 second of my tricks would make Zammy shit out his panties.

[wint @dril]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A " BAPE" ???????????

[dril_yoyos @44Wint]

guy who invented Yoyo Sponsorships: This is so sick. Im going to get so much free shit from yoyo companies. This is the cleanest scam yet. So glad I invented this

[dril_yoyos @44Wint]

name any yoyo trick and i will tell you how I could easily learn it in 2 seconds

[dril_yoyos @44Wint]

#ifjoebidenshowedupatmydoor I would explain to him the finer points of modern yoyoing!! Then I would show him my Turning Point Ziz!!!

[dril_yoyos @44Wint]

need an investor to help me open a yoyo company which absolutely must be named "Asian One Drop"

[dril_yoyos @44Wint]

people here will claim to have never liked Gentry Stein, despite him being a time-tested Classic. All I can do is shake my head. #DuhWinning

[dril_yoyos @44Wint]

I see no humor in providing a safe dm for sponsored players to discuss yoyoing with extremely short string. What's funny is people using that as an excuse to attack me

[dril_yoyos @44Wint]

when you reply to a yoyo mailday with a picture of invader zim saying "Epic Need" it never fails. i have cheated on my yoyo sponsorship over 400 times

[dril_yoyos @44Wint]

if the yoyo from "earthbound" was real it would be on the news.

[dril_yoyos @44Wint]

@MicahWingell no

[dril_yoyos @44Wint]

many are asking me about "yoyo 2.0" . I will say more of it in due time.

[dril_yoyos @44Wint]

instagram will not stop suggesting i follow my friends yoyo companies so if i become any of you guys new sponsored player im sorry