wint

welcome to my shit

[wint @dril]

they didnt use my idea to bring Apu back as a Vietnamese guy who can transform into an alien. But thats ok. I will still TiVo every episode.

[wint @dril]

when the CIA attempted to recruit me, they said I could suck any cock on earth. Any I desire. I turned down their offer because i am not Gay

[wint @dril]

you dont wanna see me get Bad

[wint @dril]

people ask me if i listen to bieber and i smile simply and say simply yes. Then I show them this and they lose their fucking shit

[wint @dril]

a prominent member of Film Twitter told me to "Suck his dick" just because i said that my favorite movie is the tv show Scrubs

[wint @dril]

@dangerousneil it is an anxiety response they are stressed out and resource guarding and getting ready to family annihilate

[Alan Dershowitz @AlanDersh]

@its_mizuko_ 212

[wint @dril]

this is my main bull shit

[wint @dril]

just got an app on my motorola razr that does the Howie Scream when ever my fingers or my toes or my penis is bitten by dogs

[wint @dril]

It's Little Tiny Ass Dick Month. If you celebrate, you probably got a stupid ass nasty little dick. Go fuck your self

[wint @dril]

Its Fucking mueller time

[wint @dril]

Jeans Israel

[wint @dril]

just checking my dms on this failed and dead web site

[wint @dril]

every one please vote for me to be the next james bond and if you are in line stay in line

[wint @dril]

getting carbombed after a palantir thinktank pays me $125 to pretend to be a Gay Looking Ethical Non Monogamist who is glad alcatraz closed

[Digimon Otis @DigimonOtis]

@MDogGeist I absolutely support the United States-allied nation of Israel. I do not own a sodastream, as my preferred brand is Dr. Pepper.

[wint @dril]

this wall art company keeps emailing me about doing some sort of collab and the top 4 featured could not possibly be any more good

[wint @dril]

@AGDugin Respectfully sir; this aint it. Me, my Anglo-Zambian wife, our sons, and all my fat little boyfriends, have mastered Telekinesis, only by watching The Pitt. Only by becoming Asian Chinese.

[wint @dril]

fantasizing about dealing w/ a loud dog; like by turning on a giant fan that blows all the hair off its body. or doing havana syndrome to it

[wint @dril]

@bryan_johnson interesting. my dogs ass hole scored 100 on this test as well. probably not good news for you