dillon

cookie the cat #1 fan

[dillon @4516586d]

@pprxteam @HyperX omggg i always wanted the original quadcast s but this white 2 looks soo pretty!!

[dillon @4516586d]

ate only beans and rice last night along with 6 diet cokes and 1 7-up

don't ask what happened in the morning

[dillon @4516586d]

@Wallibear wya pookie may you sign our dollar

[dillon @4516586d]

getting too close to a homeless person is like disturbing the witch in L4D

[dillon @4516586d]

i wish they had a scale or a unit for my farts like heat and the scoville bc i would be breaking records or i could say
the fart i just release was like 2 million fartville... smellville

[dillon @4516586d]

if my work's cctv had thermal they would know i'm ripping a fart every 10m the way my pants would fade in and out of warmth

[dillon @4516586d]

if farting at work was a crime they'd have me behind bars in maximum security

[dillon @4516586d]

WTF is bro talking about

[billon @dilloff_]

@PokemonRestocks holy..... main chase besides the eeveelutions...

[DRAGON QUEST @DragonQuest]

It's their month. 👻💀🧟🦇🧙🎃

[dillon @4516586d]

i love you corridors of time never change

[dillon @4516586d]

who else listening to the chrono trigger ost and being autistic at the mall

[dillon @4516586d]

"what r u getting for lunch"
"idk probably panda wby"
"i have 0 money so probably a banana from target
well im rly hungry so
maybe 2 bananas

or 3"

[dillon @4516586d]

guys forget about Game Sense what about Real Life Critical Thinking

[dillon @4516586d]

i just spent $130 on pokemon cards 😇

[dillon @4516586d]

I love my girlfriend 🥲

[dillon @4516586d]

new rt all time low

[dillon @4516586d]

notmally dont gaf ab FFXIII but blinded by light is so good i should die

[dillon @4516586d]

my victorian child poison cauldron

[dillon @4516586d]

someone needs to put me down