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Pitt 🦍

[Chris @citehchris]

dudes will be like i needed this and it’s just their sports team winning and someone who loves em unconditionally

[planefag @planefag]

"surrender your freedom for The Children"

right on schedule

[BisonGaming 🍪 @BisonGaming3334]

Found Sean McDermott’s burner

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

I'm having a hard time being upset that the worm in RFK's brain is implementing a pro-parasite agenda. You just have to respect the hustle.

[PRZ @prztweets]

Do NOT let Mack Hollins see this

[Ed Blake @Therealedblake]

Mitch McConnell is the only vegetable the FDA hasn’t recalled

[MR. OBVIOUS @ObviousRises]

The entire premise of The Dark Knight was that using cellphones for mass surveillance technology was too evil and dangerous to be allowed to exist, Flock Cameras are tracking law abiding citizens 24/7 despite ZERO crimes being committed.

[Shai Gilgeous-Alexander @shaiglalex]

A real OKC legend forever. Congrats on an amazing career brother . Appreciate your contributions to the game

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

Russell Westbrook retired today with the most triple-doubles in NBA history. The name written on his wrist for all 18 seasons belongs to the kid UCLA actually wanted. That kid died at 16, and Westbrook spent two decades playing for both of them.

Westbrook was a 5'8", 140-pound freshman that no college recruited. The call UCLA's head coach made to his high school in 2004 was about Khelcey Barrs III, Westbrook's best friend from across the street in Hawthorne. A 6'6" phenom pulling scholarship offers as a sophomore. The two had a pact to play at UCLA together, then the NBA.

In May 2004, during a pickup game at LA Southwest College, Barrs collapsed on the court. An undiagnosed enlarged heart.

Westbrook walked across the street every morning after that to do his friend's chores at his grandmother's house. Then he grew 7 inches, averaged 25 a game as a junior, and took the UCLA offer they were supposed to accept together. From that point on he played like a man carrying two careers.

The numbers he put up look like typos.

209 triple-doubles is the most in NBA history, and it took breaking Oscar Robertson's record that stood for 47 years. In 2017 he averaged a triple-double across an entire season, something no human had done since 1962, then did it three more times. 27,176 points, 14th all time. 10,351 assists, 5th all time, behind only Stockton, CP3, Kidd, and LeBron. He did all of it at 6'3" in a league of giants, and outlasted the franchise that drafted him. Seattle picked him 4th in 2008 and stopped existing before he played a game.

And in every one of his 1,301 games, he wore two wristbands. One said KB3. The other said "Why not?"

People spent 18 years asking why he played every possession like the building was on fire. He was playing for two.

[Sosa✧. @vvsosa]

“I’m just a girl” bitch you just a bitch

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

Guy with the worlds second smallest penis suddenly isn’t so fucking smug

[Melech. @MelechThomas]

a 20/20/20 game intentionally in honor of Nipsey Hussle is probably one of the greatest feats in sports history. basically Babe Ruth pointing his bat to the stands, but for Crips.

[McLovin @457hunt]

@tommynooch Mr. Silvers NBA

[Donovan Mitchell @spidadmitchell]

Thank You @russwest44 🫡

[Russell Westbrook @russwest44]

Sometimes you don’t even know when you’ve already watched the end.

You had to be there. And now it’s over.

[tooflyszn @_tooflyszn]

took my own lunch to work and didn't buy a coffee today so i should be able to afford to buy a house any day now

[autist @litteralyme0]

Remember that if they are:
Bigger than you = roids
Richer than you = daddy's money
Smarter than you = nerds
Look better = gay
Never stop the cope

[TheLandryShift🌹 @TheLandryShift]

Getting executed by the police because the totally innocuous Skynet camera told them I was a killer