j bop

I'm alright I guess

[j bop @45h70n]

The name of W (double U) implies that two vowels equals one consonant

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

unfortunately i need the salt and pepper holder crab so bad it hurts

[claudia🕷️ @TataAsa_]

2 brooooos chillin in the hot tubeeee 🎶🎶🎶

[picardie aurora @picardie_aurora]

whoever named the amoeba knocked it out of the park, that’s what that thing is

[Libby, strongest preygirl @libbysalt]

Bitches love me for my mediocre power toughness and endearing flavor text

[horse @horsetwting]

what the fuck is this image

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

microdosing pto by dissociating at work

[j bop @45h70n]

All the nicest bathrooms are in the hardest to get to places

[Nameless Mtg @NamelessMTG]

Come on, who made this ??

[pseudo wook @souporsonic_]

you look like you work from home (derogatory)

[Klara @klara_sjo]

The godless beast enjoys its wretched meal

[Αριάδνη @vvvanitaas]

my body is not a temple it’s a world trade center and every day is 9/11

[turbomander @turbomander]

“why are you using banned spells” because im lowkey evil dude damn

[m @skitzocat]

the dead horse is beating me

[j bop @45h70n]

Nothing better than getting home after a long day and folding myself up like a lawn chair

[🐝 Bee 🐝 @SavinTheBees]

She’s lost the light in her eyes…

[Sierkovitz @Sierkovitz]

My wife's cousin is visiting and her husband used to play Magic in the 90s. He asked me if we can play some games so he can relive the past. Do you think Amulet Titan vs. Vivi Cauldron is a good way to reintroduce someone to the game?

[shoe @shoe0nhead]

doing my taxes right now knowing its all going to fraud, pedophiles and israel

[Geoffrey Palmer @livingcardsmtg]

I Photoshop Fblthp into Magic cards until I don't: Day 3