Arap Langat Kaptich

father,husband Brother, friend and Accountant.@manUtd fan

[Reechmilly @Reechmilly]

Niggas be atheist until the plane start shaking

[The married man @marriedmn]

If you want to get married because you think it is all love, sex, and happy moments, I am here to warn you. You are in for a rude shock.

Marriage is also bills, tired nights, disagreements, in-laws, silence, responsibility, and days when you don’t even like each other. The romance doesn't stay forever, you will fight some days.

If you are only prepared for the sweet part, the disagreement and boring part will break you.

Marry because you are ready to build, lead, forgive, and endure.

Don’t marry because you want a permanent honeymoon.

That version does not exist.

[Arap Langat Kaptich @4688G]

@_fels1 Guinness

[Arap Langat Kaptich @4688G]

@jumaf3 Give women power and watch them turn to demons

[Arap Langat Kaptich @4688G]

@glowitharenwhy Let the guy request for the DNA to be done.the lady will tore the line

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

No one expects Gachagua to grasp complex Constitutional concepts like delegated sovereignty when he couldn’t even get his oath of office right. Going forward we are not going to explain anything to these constitutional illiterates. Sisi tukielewa tunasonga wewe pambana na cash crop za Nyandarua.

[Arap Langat Kaptich @4688G]

@RefilweSeboko so setting boundaries and demanding respect you terms it as being cruel?

[Arap Langat Kaptich @4688G]

@D_DeGea Thank you My Goal keeper

[Arap Langat Kaptich @4688G]

@IAmSteveHarvey To avoid listening to people like you

[RICH•QUIET•LIFE. @LifeInQuiet]

I'm starting to understand that God doesn't always explain the delay.

Sometimes He just gives you enough peace to survive it.

[TheManMaker @TheManMakerx]

Men cheat out of horniness, 

Women cheat out of resentment.

A man can cheat while still loving his woman.

A woman can cheat after she has already emotionally checked out.

[Arap Langat Kaptich @4688G]

@babakisia goon Sifuna

[iammrfinesse @OsasuYwie]

Never choose her over yourself.

Never choose her over your friends or family.

Never choose her over your purpose.

Never choose her over your self respect.

No woman is so special or important for you to choose her over things that really matter.

Every woman has more than a 50% chance of leaving a man tomorrow which is the more reason you should never ignore or cut the most important aspect of your life because of her.

They'll always be women, because women are excess commodities,

But your family is all you have.

Your good friends and limited.

Your self respect is all you have.

Your purpose is all that defines you.

Always choose the following over any woman.

[Arap Langat Kaptich @4688G]

@StandardKenya What was Uhuru doing with our money

[Nelson Havi SC @NelsonHavi]

The ODM Secretary General Edwin Sifuna came to disrupt the SGM as is his habit. I will move a motion at the AGM for him to perform community service by slashing grass at Gitanga Road for three weeks. ^POLSK

[Arap Langat Kaptich @4688G]

@NelsonHavi So it is his habit!

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

No more roads for areas whose MPs oppose Finance Bill - Gachagua https://t.co/OD1Nsw2L1x

[iammrfinesse @OsasuYwie]

As long as men don't have hymen,

As long as men don't carry pregnancy,

As long as men ain't judged by their body counts,

As long as men don't take harmful substances that can damage a woman's womb just to commit abortion,

I maintain the fact that when it comes to doing with sex, women will always be at the losing end.

If you doubt that, feel free to compete with men sexually.

Let the best promiscuous gender win!

Be wise!

[Arap Langat Kaptich @4688G]

@MachariaNjeru Wakili,you were IPOA chairman when police were killing Kenyans

[Arap Langat Kaptich @4688G]

@boysayo1 Did you got assistance
mine is getting worse