Tire shops always try to scam me by wanting me to come in and rotate my tires? You dummies they rotate every time I drive!
Hi I’m Cheese and this is my level of humour.
@maccas we may bot have always seen eye to eye, but I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart for bringing the eggs Benedict bagel back! By for the best thing you have ever had on the menu! I have waited decades for its return!
I dont think ive ever been in a taxi that hasnt had its engine light on. I mean they always work perfectly so do they just come from factory like that?
@TSA Hello mr TSA. I will be traveling to America next year and was wondering if I could bring some Taco Bell hot sauce through security, or would this be considered too much of a liquid?
@DarkViperAU If you go to the one in the t1 domestic terminal at sydney airport they actually serve breakfast! Iirc theyre they only location in the state that does. Honestly not too bad, sort of similar to Hungry Jacks offerings with rolls burgers and wraps but with their chicken.
@XHabib When I was a kid id always dream of going to the airport, getting on a plane and then having that plane drive to the destination like a coach just like that.
@_sorrengailll@Apple This kinda crap is why I have 4 alarms on my iphone, 4 on an old samnsung and another 4 on my ipad, then spend the last 5 minutes going between them making sure the volume is as loud as can be. Still sleep through half haha
Just saw a post where a user complained about all the cut/paste ai replies to tweets now, and all the comments are cut/paste ai replies agreeing with him. This may be the cursed timeline but dang if it ain’t funny!