Jared Bailey

Idahoan and rabid Boise State fan. Sometimes I smoke meat. Proud dad. I believe in hope. I believe in Believe.

[Jared Bailey @46and2ool]

Mountain lion captured on our security system this morning.

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

Happy Birthday America 🇺🇸 Here’s to 250 more!

@ShadowLion

[Jared Bailey @46and2ool]

@TRHLofficial God bless America

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[Chris Vannini @ChrisVannini]

There are people in charge of college sports who don't want things like Cape Verde to happen.

[In the Know Idaho @intheknowidaho]

We need to raise more awareness 🗣️

[Jared Bailey @46and2ool]

@MountainWest lol 😂

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

You know it’s hot when you go outside and it’s hot.

[Jared Bailey @46and2ool]

🕊️out

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Jared Bailey @46and2ool]

What an odd thing to say.

[BenSabti @BeniSabti]

Maybe USA needs another Pearl harbor or 9/11 to remember who is the enemy and who is the friend

[Jared Bailey @46and2ool]

@Cernovich Ben didn't really think that through.

[Jared Bailey @46and2ool]

@albertisaduck @bresee_k Boise’s capacity was decreased due to the north end zone construction

[Jared Bailey @46and2ool]

Timeline cleanse

[Jared Bailey @46and2ool]

@WCCSG_ UNLV = Meh

[Jared Bailey @46and2ool]

@michaeljknowles The “influencer” right can’t help stepping on its own dick. Repeatedly.

[Jared Bailey @46and2ool]

Beautiful Idaho

[Right Angle News Network @Rightanglenews]

BREAKING - All patients on ventilators at a Cuban hospital died after the Irish band Kneecap used massive amounts of electricity during a “humanitarian performance” for fellow communists, while the performers and activists stayed in a five-star hotel with power.

[Jared Bailey @46and2ool]

@WCCSG_ Hawaii