Murt

the first time i touched a vagina was 2009

[Murt @46und2]

Hi i want to be an anime girl. I am a 16 year old male that sits on his ass all day scrolling twitter & pol

[diamond tiara’s hubby @d0dg3c1ty]

I like it because u can see her butt and soles which is hot

[Murt @46und2]

im not a drug addict, i just like to have fun

[kale 𖤐 @v0mitkuromi]

What if I don’t actually have a disorder and I just have disordered habits

[Murt @46und2]

i keep vomiting in my mouth, i really want a girlfriend

[Murt @46und2]

chris chans girlfriend is unironically exactly my type. i saw a girl who looked exactly like her in an airport once and i was enamored

[Murt @46und2]

@xinyuslop this finna be me and chris chans girlfriend soon #ONG

[Murt @46und2]

@ilyxxmeg bmi 18 and under should be uw, its not fair bruh. how much is my body really gonna change between 16 & 18?

[Murt @46und2]

my moms boyfriend:

[kathi @kelfbarshawti]

Bicurious George

[Murt @46und2]

@unicornmaxxer metab days dont work btw

[Murt @46und2]

I want a girl whos...
❤️fat like dylan klebold
🧡cute like patrick crusius
💛smart like nikolas cruz
💚short like adam lanza
💙funny like solomon henderson

[Murt @46und2]

horrific times

[Murt @46und2]

in 9th grade i unironically got my ex to start wearing trenchcoats to school

[Murt @46und2]

i trim my eyelashes whenever i remember that time someone asked me freshman year if i was wearing mascara (i was not)

[Murt @46und2]

every other thing i talk about involves my mom, i love my mom, im a mommys boy. i wanna sleep in her bed. days without sleeping in my moms bed: 276

[Murt @46und2]

my mom told me she doesnt believe in forced recovery because you "cant make someone eat" i think im in heaven

[Murt @46und2]

no one tells you this, but every american baby is sodomized at birth

[Murt @46und2]

calling her oomf ❤️(one of my foids)

[Murt @46und2]

@ccinemamassacre no, im 5'5. wgmi...

[Murt @46und2]

"why am i so short?" i ask myself, and then realize my dad was only 5'5 - 5'6 and my moms 5'4

[Murt @46und2]

butterfly effect:
date emo bitch in middle school -> find out my dad owned cp
???

[Murt @46und2]

just dont get caught raping and killing that woman

[📼 vermina 🐀 @eldianangel]

sucks having a fetish for something you can never ever do and even if you could, you could really only ever do it once

[Murt @46und2]

id fuck ezra miller