THE Substation

San Francisco 49ers Unofficial Mascot, Snatcher of Ligaments

[THE Substation @49errSubstation]

Can't wait to get some reps in with my San Francisco 49ers today. Gonna be an electric day.

[THE Substation @49errSubstation]

Too early to take a victory lap, I have a lot of work to do.

[Sam Monson @SamMonsonNFL]

The substation

[THE Substation @49errSubstation]

@OurSf49ers @49ers Target acquired

[OurSF49ers @OurSf49ers]

#49ers Demarcus Robinson continues to have a sneaky good training camp, stepping up big time with all the injuries at WR 🔥

Via: @49ers

[THE Substation @49errSubstation]

@SleeperNFL @DZangaroNBCS @SleeperEagles @That_Hurts They should have a joint practice in Santa Clara. I'll make those hammies all better. Electrical stimulation is key to healthy hammies.

[THE Substation @49errSubstation]

Dear Diary,

Snatched another ligament yesterday, it's starting to feel like football season. He was a rookie so I felt a little bad, but he'll thank me in the long run. Iron sharpens iron.

[THE Substation @49errSubstation]

@PolymarketBlitz Spin zone: 4 of the 8 players drafted do not have injuries

[THE Substation @49errSubstation]

@kyletweetshere Just wait until I hit my mid-season stride

[THE Substation @49errSubstation]

@SleeperNFL I wish I could give myself credit for Mike Evans, but you and I both know that was inevitable. I’m focused elsewhere

[THE Substation @49errSubstation]

@AroundTheNFL Welcome back, old friend. Let’s catch up soon

[THE Substation @49errSubstation]

@JL_Chapman “The substation looked good out there and made its presence known on every play. clearly conditioned throughout the offseason”

Wow, thank you John.

[THE Substation @49errSubstation]

@NFL_DovKleiman Welcome home Deebo, I missed you.

[THE Substation @49errSubstation]

@deville_cameron If you can’t handle the heat, get outta my kitchen

[THE Substation @49errSubstation]

@Sgeorgewilly Theoretically, I may try to make it NFL’s 5 most-injured teams. I can do better than top 10

[THE Substation @49errSubstation]

@RonboSports @49erswebzone @49ersCamelot The guys in question didn’t pay homage to me before practice and they need to understand who their master is. Or else this will continue to happen

[THE Substation @49errSubstation]

@TheSportsManJC My powers grow exponentially by the day. I’ll let the team know you gave the sign-off on safety at practice tomorrow.

[THE Substation @49errSubstation]

@MikeFinn49 We’ll see about that

[THE Substation @49errSubstation]

@dpeezyjr You rang?

[THE Substation @49errSubstation]

@State0Jefferson Challenge accepted