$tephany

🇸🇻 cara de pendeja

[$tephany @4AMCRIMINAL]

the coffin I want to be buried in

[weed_slut_420 @weed_slut_420]

It really waaaas glass room bathroom chateau marmont #weedslut

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[$tephany @4AMCRIMINAL]

they gave George Washington a fat ass neck on those new quarters

[zhard @zhardlyn]

anyone else make it to heaven today or just me lmao #rapture

[$tephany @4AMCRIMINAL]

ur worried about this when the First Lady of the United States rn is a mail order escort turned wife 🤨🤨

[bstrat515 👑💛 @bstrat515]

@PopBase Who drinks wine while playing games with kids?

[brucewaynesgf @skemzei]

they don’t want to admit but this is what an ACTUAL album rollout should look like. 10’s across all boards for cardi and her team.

[$tephany @4AMCRIMINAL]

yeah he on there

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

The Epstein client list is real.
So is the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

LA protester goes viral for delivering impassioned plea to authorities at anti-ICE demonstration:

“You should be standing here with us! You’re on the wrong side of history. We know you got a job to do. But you took an oath to the Constitution, not the fascists in the White House!”

[Nayib Bukele @nayibbukele]

As I said in the Oval Office:

1. I would never smuggle a terrorist into the United States.
2. ⁠I would never release a gang member onto the streets of El Salvador.

That said, we work with the Trump administration, and if they request the return of a gang member to face charges, of course we wouldn’t refuse.

No more margaritas under custody 😔

[$tephany @4AMCRIMINAL]

Insurance is such a fucking joke, HOW IS IT $500 FOR TWO FUCKING STITCHES?!??? HOWWWWWW???? I could’ve just slapped a bandaid on my finger and called it a fucking day

[$tephany @4AMCRIMINAL]

Ever since Twitter turned into X it’s sucked so fucking bad, I come on here less and less.

[$tephany @4AMCRIMINAL]

@mrbitches37 what’s even crazier is it won’t let others see the tweet at all or like similar tweets 💀

[$tephany @4AMCRIMINAL]

absolutely insane

[$tephany @4AMCRIMINAL]

yoooooo where are there 40 cent avocados

[☿ ‧₊˚ .:*・ @777ftdeep]

one minor inconvenience away from recreating this video