Jaimie

Confirmed holo sexual. I play games, surf the web and play with my cats. You know, a normal person.

[Jaimie @4BloodisLife]

Just realized I got fixed to be celibate for the next 3-4 years.

[Jaimie @4BloodisLife]

Drunk. Watching Animal Crossing New Horizons videos on YouTube. Life is good. 😬

[Jaimie @4BloodisLife]

https://t.co/WWlUjunurg this is so cool!

[Jaimie @4BloodisLife]

@2hearts1seoul I would be amazingly happy to see you guys go here on be day! https://t.co/FC8hifhZHQ

[Jaimie @4BloodisLife]

@JennaMarbles https://t.co/cKWCf0nh60

I died.

[Jaimie @4BloodisLife]

@marriedwokids have you seen this TED talk? It’s good! I don't want children -- stop telling me I'll change my mind | Christen ... https://t.co/tbgzLw1mJo

[Jaimie @4BloodisLife]

@iamtay_tay @safiyajn

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

6-year-old: Why are boys?

Me: Why are boys what?

6: Just why are they?

Me: No one knows.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Betty. She wants to know how your day went. Puppared to make it better with quality snugs if necessary. 12/10 thank you Betty

[Jaimie @4BloodisLife]

This is the app we need, but not the one we deserve. #myhero #helpingmepweet #pweeting

[Jaimie @4BloodisLife]

YouTube how do you know me so well?!? https://t.co/FdKT4o7qrY

[🍃✨Jessica ✨🍃 @JessicaNigri]

I've been too critical of my body lately.

I put myself down a lot, tell myself I'm not good enough and I need to CUT THAT SHIT OUT.

IF I CAN'T LOVE MYSELF HOW THE HELL AM I GUNNA LOVE ALL YOU?!

❤

[collin duddy @LoboExplosivo]

it’s utterly mind blowing that a giant rock spun in the universe at just the right conditions to develop sentient lifeforms capable of building chairs specifically designed for shitting in.

[mamrie hart @mametown]

When you soft AF but she says she likes a bad boy.

[Jaimie @4BloodisLife]

@PhillyD @PhillyD @LinzDeFranco REKT!

[Jaimie @4BloodisLife]

Can we all agree that @TheRock is just the best?

[Jaimie @4BloodisLife]

@CestLaBri I love you

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

We had a $25 limit for our gift exchange.

My brother sent me on a 52-clue scavenger hunt to find my present.

My gift at the end was $25 cash.