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[coco ᥫ᭡ @Cocobby02]

When you are eating three chips, you pick up a flat wing and bite it, but the drumstick is calling your name, the burger is also waiting for its turn, you open the coke with your teeth to take a sip! It feels like Christmas.

[4D50484F43 @4D50484F43]

Sounds like a plan

[Amelia ᥫ᭡ @NotJustLerato]

The dating pool has sharks😭🤞🏼we are signing contracts now🚶‍♂️‍➡️

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

I’ve never seen anything more accurate in my life

[4D50484F43 @4D50484F43]

@lucas_martinic 😅love ur sticky notes

[S B U S ! 🌸 @KaMashimane_]

“Lo omdala una 12, owesibili…..” ibambe lapho, ungehlise bhoza yami. 🙏🏽

[4D50484F43 @4D50484F43]

@MarvinJMaludda 🤐

[4D50484F43 @4D50484F43]

@ilovezizo_ 😭😭😭😭😭😭owner ya Fabiani e kena kae

[Msizi @msiziworld]

Pap with wors and tomato gravy is one of the best meals to ever come out of South Africa

[Mokone @Mosky_Mothapo]

Buying a couple of hectares of land and building a dream home with my future ex wife.

Then leaving her to live with the LOML in a rented two bedroom townhouse in midrand

Then her kicking me out and me going back to live with my mother

[4D50484F43 @4D50484F43]

@Mosky_Mothapo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Dr. Hood Possum @DrLungi_Mashele]

I don’t have coffee, bread or milk in the house. I don’t cook and I don’t eat so you’re going to have to tell me that you’re hungry.

I’m not an early riser - let’s chat at 10.

I don’t like noise but once I’m awake, the sound system will be on all day.

[4D50484F43 @4D50484F43]

@gentengineer @Tareq3bdelslam 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[4D50484F43 @4D50484F43]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but men in shorts are appreciated over here.✋

[4D50484F43 @4D50484F43]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Dad @achiever4L]

It's 6 am, you wake up to the sound of rain without worrying about school or work because you're in a mental hospital

[4D50484F43 @4D50484F43]

@Fistaz_T @QTNgmn 😂😂😂

[Petty IT Guy @pettyITguy]

HR asked me to install employee monitoring software across every company laptop last month.

They wanted screenshots every five minutes, browser history, application usage, idle time, and an automated “productivity score” for every employee.

I told them this seemed invasive.

They told me the executive team had already approved it.

So I installed exactly what they requested.

Three weeks later, the VP of HR asked me to prepare a report showing the 20 least productive employees in the company.

I exported the data.

Seven of the bottom ten worked in HR.

One HR business partner had spent 19 hours on Zillow during business hours.

Another averaged 46 minutes of keyboard activity per day.

Someone had watched four complete seasons of Love Is Blind.

The VP asked whether I could exclude HR because their work was “less quantifiable.”

I said the software didn't have a setting for that.

She asked if I could manually adjust the scores.

I reminded her that manipulating employee surveillance data might create a compliance issue.

She went very quiet.

At 3:17 PM, HR announced that after “careful consideration,” the monitoring software did not align with our culture of trust.

They asked me to uninstall it immediately.

I completed the removal ticket in 11 minutes.

My productivity score for the day was 14%.

[4D50484F43 @4D50484F43]

@qqque23866 @JosiahThobejane 😂😂😂😂😂the back and forth is crazy😭

[4D50484F43 @4D50484F43]

@qqque23866 @JosiahThobejane There is no QA😅

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

you know a workplace is toxic when communication is unclear, favoritism is obvious, and the rules change depending on who you are.

[4D50484F43 @4D50484F43]

😭😭

[Nompumelelo MK @MissLELOMK1]

People who work in butcheries frustrate me so much 😫😫 You tell them you want meat for R50, they weigh it and look you dead straight in the eye and say "R120".

You say, "No, yehlisa:. They remove a little and now it’s R100. Uthi yehlisa futhi, ithi manje R90

At this point sowunamahloni and you end up taking inyama ye R90 😭😭😭 Mara why basenza so ye??