Emily

[Amigo @Topboix]

Hey i just thought of some bullshit. Do you want me to say it to you

[seb @sebsgetawaycar]

how it feels to get new 10/10 showgirl music for someone who enjoyed the life of a showgirl from the very beginning

[☀️❤️‍🔥s back up @olaf_asaf]

Cleveland! explained in 3 seconds

[jess @enchantedjess13]

i love cleveland! bc im pure of heart and full of whimsy. sorry to you if you don’t get it

[Emily @4EmilyAnn]

I LOVE TAYLOR SWIFT I LOVE THE ENCORE I LOVE BEING A SWIFTIE

[Jacqui⸆⸉🪩 @jacqswonderland]

big day for people who never hated on the life of a showgirl

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

I’ve been impatiently waiting to tell you that my brand new single “Patient Zero” will be out on September 25 (!!!!!!!!!!!!) and it’s available to pre-order now at https://t.co/zSHpnhUTAJ for 24 hours. 0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣

[insane freak guy @Beer_Pisser]

I think I'm at 1 HP

[Yashaswi More @itsyashi24]

after losing my mind for 4 hours, i’ve decided it’s not that serious

[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

I love using the phrase "vice versa". Fuck you. I'm not saying all that again in reverse.

Big shoutout to etcetera too. What am I, the listing things fairy? Use your imagination.

[Alex Cuntz @alexcuntz13]

When you’re at your friend’s house and they start fighting with their parents and their mom says, “Do you want him to go home?!”

[B @ParmaJawnCheese]

When the rules of literally any card game are explained to me

[RB @rahmbarr]

One thing with me I’m going to make a list in my notes app

[greg @gurreggg]

When the chocolate chip cookie has salt on it

[Emily @4EmilyAnn]

Made myself cry by posting my son’s first day of school pictures with Nemo’s Egg as the audio

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

lord above are you producing a musical what is going on up there get it together

[big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin]

I’ve never regretted eating pasta on the couch with someone I love or going to a sunny patio for tapas and sangria or sharing a chilis triple dipper with my friends. Food is fun and beautiful and you don’t need to categorize food as “bad” or regret enjoying it

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Just had to deviate from my routine Did the world end? No But in a much realer sense Yeah