Scotty Smitham

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

there’s no mental health problem a cold dr pepper couldnt fix

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

You're seeking a 175-year long sentence for an internationally award-winning publisher of news—despite protests from the United Nations, Amnesty International, the ACLU, the world's leading newspapers: https://t.co/6QMuajTS8o

[Scotty Smitham @4PacMcGee]

Vaccines cause autism? No. Autism causes vaccines.

A big thanks to all the neuroatypical scientists that made this vaccine possible.

[elrubius @Rubiu5]

QUE DIA ES MUFASA?

[John Barron @barronjohn1946]

Hello I am brand new to Twitter, what are you guys up to

[phil @warmfourloko]

the next stimulus

[Scotty Smitham @4PacMcGee]

Always remember, that when you litter, somebody is gonna have to pick that up

Which means you’re creating jobs every time you litter

Support the American worker. Always litter.

[Sia🦋 @riralovex]

have you ever??? been annoyed by someone’s mindset?? like you can’t believe they actually think like that???

[Scotty Smitham @4PacMcGee]

@Rvega47 @usetweakbox Same. @usetweakbox is there a workaround for this?

[Scotty Smitham @4PacMcGee]

@_B_Magic How the fuck are you not even gonna mention spongebob

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Trump is reportedly banning TikTok so if you want to watch 16 year olds dance you have to get on a plane with Bill Clinton.

[Chief E @ForeignMagnet]

he pulled up to his whole crib missing😭

[Former FBI Deputy Director Nick Lutsko @NickLutsko]

Recently discovered I’ve been unfollowed by @chrissyteigen and wrote this song to cope

[cal? @cal_gif]

wtf is a 401k I can barely run 2 miles :(

[Ryan Long @ryanlongcomedy]

When Wokes and Racists Actually Agree on Everything.