“Make me” “Your kiss missed my lips��� “You and what army?” “Bet” “Oh really?” *Giving obvious puppy eyes*
I CAN ONLY TEASE AND GIVE SO MANY OPPORTUNITIES FOR YOU TO BE ROMANTIC OR SEXY BEFORE I CONCLUDE YOU’RE JUST A NUMBSKULL!
I don’t get jealous. Text girls? Snap cute pics? Hang out with girl buddies? All fine! But if I get less attention than the freaking dogs... I’m not a happy camper.