Mzee Kijana

We Mzee

[Levi$🧠 @ItsLeecapalot]

"ushaiona msolombo ya brown" 😂😂

[Mzee Kijana @4Star_General_]

Everyday you get to read a tweet of words you never thought could ever exist together cause what the hellllllly

[Big Kiwi 🥝 @FKAHAFARE]

I see people clowning Bobby Mapesa on TikTok but he's such a good rapper. Ukiambia Nyashinski aandike verse kama ya Bobby Mapesa on Wezere I promise you huyo jamaa atakufa.

[Mzee Kijana @4Star_General_]

Buana I've listened to alot of leaders before but this Omwami guy buana. He effortlessly sounds smart.Wouldnt think twice in electing him president

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Edwin Sifuna cooking Gladys Wanga over SHA which is not working.

I have never seen her this humble.

[Mzee Kijana @4Star_General_]

@njanja_dennis 1883,1923 and Yellowstone. Proper Cinema.

1923 has a scene set in Kenya😄

The two serve as prequels for Yellowstone

[Mzee Kijana @4Star_General_]

Google photos hufanya hii upuzi ukishukisha kiburi urushe ndoano unapata mtu akona na watoto watatu na mwingine kwa tumbo. Pthooo

[ᵥₗₐDᵢₘᵢᵣ Bᵢₙ ₗₐDₑₙ @AndyAndy]

Google photos wameamua kuniharibia siku na memories zao za upus.

[Mzee Kijana @4Star_General_]

Buana went to the supa to by deo and I was gasted beyond flabber kuona bei imefika mia saba. Can you imagine? 700 Singaporean Shillings.Naona tukijipata ndimu sasa

[Social Experiment @MediaMK]

Only 24% of polled Kenyans are actively using deodorant.

[Mzee Kijana @4Star_General_]

Tall girlies fascinate me. Auntie kama huyu dawa ni kumtega tu then she falls for you

[🌼 @lynda_marcia]

STILL WE RISE🥳🥳🥳

[Mzee Kijana @4Star_General_]

Still very cautious when eating Fish. Can't imagine a Luo man choking on Fish bone.

[GlennØ🇰🇪 @glennotiende]

Class of 2015 let's talk

How's life?!

[Mzee Kijana @4Star_General_]

"The two ridges lay side by side. One was Kameno, the other was Makuyu. Between them was a valley. It was as if the two ridges, retired into themselves, were waiting. The valley was called the valley of life." -The River Between.

Boy Ngungi Wathiongo can write!!!

[Ozymandias @olaore_philip]

love it when I start a book and a fragment of the title appears in the first chapter.

talmbout "In the beginning there was a river. The river became a road and the road..." in Okri's The Famished Road.

"We were fishermen" in Chigozie Obioma's "The Fishermen"

add yours.

[Mzee Kijana @4Star_General_]

@staceycutey Imagine being mad at him na huwezi mtukana Ngombe wewe😭

[Mzee Kijana @4Star_General_]

Imagine wazazi wanangojea uolewe waletewe mahari then you are out here dating indian boys.Ulikua unataka kufilisha lineage😭

[whataboutyou @staceycutey]

Nime watch apa kenyan movie flani inaitwa inside job ikanikumbusha the time i was dating this indian dude from parklands enyewe nimeteseka in the hands of dating hii nairobi😂😂😂

[Mzee Kijana @4Star_General_]

@ombachi13 Good Genetics mamae

[Mzee Kijana @4Star_General_]

@_WanjiruWeru El Shaddai by H Art The Band,Cedo delivered a masterpiece hapo.Really felt bad when him and Shinski fell off.That duo made magic.

[Remi Don♏ @RemiDon01]

Who understands the different types of dreams and how they are interupted?

[Mzee Kijana @4Star_General_]

@RemiDon01 In lay man terms, you see that friend of yours you have never really liked have never had the gut to tell him. You'll probably have a dream where you'll act out this feeling.Point to note though, you may not necessarily tell him directly.

[Mzee Kijana @4Star_General_]

@RemiDon01 Had a lesson or two in Psychology so here goes nothing.
From Freud's theory of Psychoanalysis, dreams form part of our repressed thoughts,feelings and desires repressed in our unconscious mind.

[Mzee Kijana @4Star_General_]

I know a proper gaslighter when I see one😂

[Shad 🇵🇹 @_shad_s]

Izo cheating stories nimeona huko kwa kimuzi zimefanya nikalia the whole day, why are you guys cheating on beautiful women. A loyal man like me can't believe you're cheating out here😭😭

[Mzee Kijana @4Star_General_]

What you get for electing dimples over competence.

[Umoja News @umoja_news]

🏢 Everyday talk about how dirty and disorganised Nairobi is in areas it shouldn't be.

Waiyaki Way, Westlands

[Mzee Kijana @4Star_General_]

You can take the villager out of the village but you cannot take the village out of the villager or whatever those wise mzees said.

[Nelson Amenya @amenya_nelson]

I know the person who used to send Margaret outfits, when Ruto regime took over she was asked by Rachael’s team to send her best designs for her(Rachael) to try them out. Alituma suitcases zimejaa Nguo and never heard from them again 😂 mikora walidhani hiyo ni kazi their clueless asses wanaeza jifanyia ona sasa.