Jon

Transplanted Philadelphian. Complaining to nobody in particular about stuff my kid likes

[Pat Egan @Pat_Egan]

Recapping the Phillies performance in the NLDS

[Jon @4Who4What]

hey it’s my daughters last day of kindergarten and guess who’s crying again lol

[Jon @4Who4What]

today was my daughter’s last day of preschool and I am an absolute wreck.

[Terri Gerstein @TerriGerstein]

Screenwriters on strike are “champions of the idea that jobs should not suck. That if you are making a ton of money for your bosses, then you should be getting a fair piece yourself…labor unions are the only remaining way to get it.” @hamiltonnolan on 🔥https://t.co/9poGK0ZoHo

[Jon @4Who4What]

just tweeting so I don’t get deleted

[Jon @4Who4What]

tweeting to keep this account active

[Jon @4Who4What]

@GBQ99GT Doing great otherwise lol didn’t expect this to be such an emotional day

[Jon @4Who4What]

today was my daughter’s last day of preschool and I am an absolute wreck.

[Jon @4Who4What]

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[Venmo @Venmo]

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[Jon @4Who4What]

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[Jon @4Who4What]

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[Jon @4Who4What]

@Jon713

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[Valentin @giamattihead]

if this doesn't make someone wanna watch deep space nine then i don't know what would

[Jon @4Who4What]

@moltenfunk they live in an idealized world where there are no police and all of the bad guys just want to steal toys for the moon

[Jon @4Who4What]

Do the PJ Masks ever sleep or is one of their powers not needing to sleep?

[Jon @4Who4What]

@moltenfunk I’m totally for it I just don’t understand how they sleep or how they can afford anything or how they can drive and fly planes at 6

[Jon @4Who4What]

@yoitsmissbee they do but they’re firmly middle class so I also don’t know how they can afford superhero cars and also why can 6 year old drive cars and pilot planes

[Jon @4Who4What]

Parenthood is begging your kids to finish their junk food

[Jon @4Who4What]

@DisneyJunior Tell me who took Mickey Mouse Clubhouse off of both OnDemand and your app so I can fight them. My two year old is absolutely losing her mind.

[Dennis @GipperGrove]

“Oh my God” by John Kruk