Mj

get out of here, I’m naked !

[vuyi qotoyi @justvuyi_]

They also force feed you

[elise @yumyumeg]

everybody get to hang with this nigga but me

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

when both birthdays passed with no contact so yk it's really over for good

[ray. @sup3rsun]

I wholeheartedly believe in this shame. If you can save me from an evil man, I’ll love you forever.

[CJ @CL4UDI4_J]

What should I take? A trip. Who should I take? His biTCH

[GoyaGripper @TAN1AAA]

Calling Chris Brown “BeatEmUp McBackflips” is fucking hilarious lmaoo

[Princess Chrissy 🤍 @Sunset_Roses_]

Drake said “Baby I did not break up a happy home you pulled up on me” 😭😭damn

[u̲ni. 𖥔 @mxmoral3]

i Find it really really difficult To 100% trust a white person

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

GIRLS, WHEN DID OUR LIVES BECOME SO SERIOUS THAT WE STOPPED DOING RANDOM MAKEUP JUST TO TAKE A PHOTO BY THE WINDOW CURTAIN?

[Denera 🦢 @segokau_]

And this is why I’m having a tough time with maintaining friendships cause it’s all online w/ a dash of restaurant meet ups. Bring back visiting each other’s spaces & serving tea and cookies.

[Mike “The Burg” Burgan @mike_burgan]

Today’s to do list:

1. Bite off more than I can chew
2. Build Rome in one day
3. Poke a bear with a stick
4. Beat a dead horse
5. Skate on thin ice

[Mj @4amxspecial]

I literally have no one to tell this pls omfg

[niyah. @bsniyaah]

i cant believe my ex died everytime i see that shit it be like damn this really happened

[Mj @4amxspecial]

Oh so everyone that’s always vacationing in Hawaii y’all helping out after storm Kokua? Oh no? Oh okay.

[mayerr @ymmayerr]

The older I get, the more certain I am that we knew exactly who we were when we were little, and then adults talked us out of it

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

Women will literally say 'idk maybe I'm just crazy' right before accurately predicting a sequence of events with 100% psychic precision.

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

The older I get, the more I believe in the theory that if a city attracts you, it’s because someone or something is waiting for you there and your story has already been written

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

god forbid i smoke weed in public while the elites eat children

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

losing an hour on international women’s day feeling very 75 cents on the dollar