MomVoice

So many dogs, so many feelings.

[MomVoice @4animel]

At first I was distressed that real life has turned into @GameOfThrones, but now I'm just waiting for my enemies to be eaten by hounds

[emma @do_not_test_me]

need to banish the gut reaction i have to everything as ‘i’m in trouble’. phone buzzes, i’m in trouble. someone gets my attention at work, i’m in trouble. its awful being mentally built like a neurotic horse

[MomVoice @4animel]

@itszaeok @awholeassmood I am simply begging someone to notice that the sources cited are both dentist advertisements

[SpongeBob SquareAss @thereisnojayjay]

Harris: We must make the economy work for everyone.

Trump: Spaghetti? Have you heard of this pasta? Terrible pasta shape, Chef Boyardee was not a beautiful man.

RFK Jr.: When I was a young man I kept a dead chimp in my garage for 67 days.

[Kat Tenbarge is on Bluesky @kattenbarge]

Me after reading poisonous discourse that sets humanity backward for 48 hours straight: why do I feel bad

[Mommeh Dearest @mommeh_dearest]

I’m at the age where just sitting outside seems like the most fun thing I could ever imagine

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

you mean i am supposed to believe that all these people who have said nothing of the dutch child rapist competing in the olympics care deeply about women’s safety and ethics in sports

[cosmic cowgirl 🪩🤠 @blockhim2026]

Shazam but for the name of the person who literally just introduced themself to me

[Billy Club @BillyFuckinClub]

Sorry I didn’t pick up when you called, I don’t use my phone for that

[@TheCoreyRichardson on Threads. Follow Me There. @vexedinthecity]

Joe Biden Two Weeks Ago: *stutters*

Political Media: "JOE BIDEN MUST STEP DOWN"

Donald Trump Last Night: "No more elections after this one. Trust me."

Political Media: "Is Kamala Harris too popular right now?"

[m @msnetik]

they were at Maureen’s protest

[ang ꕤ @ang22la]

men aren't attractive when they are good looking. men are attractive when they are goofy and a lil fruity and have a big nose. that's true sex appeal.

[Paola @Paolag_p]

Imagine making it to the surfing Olympics only to get fucked up by a wave and end up face down ass up on tv 😭

[katie @katefeetie]

“and who is your primary care doctor” buddy it’s 2024. are you also gonna ask me who my butler is or where I’ve parked my lamborghini, be for real

[Eric Geller @ericgeller]

maybe my favorite B-plot from today's episode

[Thorne 🌸 @ExistentialEnso]

Current vibe of the Democratic Party:

[Milo Minderbinder @MnMEnterprises]

[Nancy Pelosi, talking to him through an empty paper towel roll] Joe, this is God speaking