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The Biggest TVD Fan💁🏼‍♀️
Selective Misandrist

[? @4arznn]

I miss my bridesmaids 🥹

[Stephany @Scolorado_]

imagínate acabar de parir con un dolor inigualable, no te han terminado de coser, ni siquiera te has incorporado y ya tienes un ser humano dependiente 100% de ti.
La maternidad es pura entrega y es por eso que no es para todo el mundo.

[? @4arznn]

Funny how these are my favorites🥵

[__Mamaloo🤍 @ayeeesha_A]

Nutri milk, schweppes, la casera, all apple juices, maltina

[? @4arznn]

Is Nisa’i and Talaq a joke to you?😶

[Boulangère👩‍🍳🌵 @aishatudanpullo]

Ma’ida is the #1 most difficult Surah in the Quran🫨 Omoooo😭

[? @4arznn]

🙌🏽anything that involves people, I don’t like it already

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Let’s normalize taking our kids on a trip for their birthday instead of feeding people who don’t even ask about them.

[? @4arznn]

Basu san haqqin aure just because they choose to live their married life how they want to??? Lmao cmon

[Engr Yasi® @oil_shaeikh]

Stray bullet don hit your Zaria feminist wannabe

[? @4arznn]

Draw soup😭

[🦋 Chef Nma 🧑🏿‍🍳🦋 @nma_black]

1million to eat same thing for 30days straight, what are you eating ?

[? @4arznn]

I’d pay for anything that gives me convenience. Extra money for comfort? Take my partner’s money or my money, just anyone

[? @4arznn]

Wai haryanzu babu mai pdf din Fatima bala’s book?

[? @4arznn]

People crying under this tweet? She shouldn’t live life cos her husband is dead or cos she’s old?

[Sister__ @ana_herleemerh]

Aisha Muhammad Buhari in Spain 🇪🇸

[? @4arznn]

No better person in my mom’s eyes better than you, one small thing she will do nafila begin dey pray for u
I’d be by the side wondering as in “eyennnn”

[mamiwota @bigreems_]

The way I give my friends’ parents that all saint vibe should be studied 🤣

[? @4arznn]

@notthatbravo Fr

[? @4arznn]

Team Caroline, She Humbled The Beast💁🏼‍♀️

[Ameerah👑 @lilmeerahcute]

Out of all Klaus’ relationships, Aurora will always be my pick. They were chaotic, obsessive, toxic… and nobody matched his intensity and freak the way she did

[? @4arznn]

🤣🤣

[Dr Scarface📍🩺 @king_pearxe]

I was fortunate to speak at a seminar about hypertension and diabetics how they are silent killers

After I finished.

they were serving small chops and Coke at the health program

[? @4arznn]

You’re petty😭

[Samsung Mobile US @SamsungMobileUS]

I'm so sorry, @DuoLingo. They copied us too #Solidarity

[? @4arznn]

@bigreems_ Yuyu

[? @4arznn]

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[XandyOby🌹 @OgodoSandra]

Wife is in labour, and her husband is out of town.

Her younger sister and her husband’s younger sister are with her at the hospital.

Her cervix was fully dilated, but her pelvic bone was not giving enough room for the baby to come down. The doctors recommended CS.

The husband’s younger sister called her brother and said, “Your wife is being lazy. She doesn't want to push. She wants CS because she saw someone do it and it was quick.”

The husband asked her to give the phone to the matron.

He told the matron to send his sister out of the hospital and instructed them to go ahead with the CS.

[? @4arznn]

And if that person chooses to be heartless, you can either opt out or keep being patient while engaging yourself in other things that distract you or make you happy.

If someone makes your life a living hell, you can either leave or reciprocate.

[? @4arznn]

All I’ll say regarding this marriage of a thing is: marry someone who, no matter what, has a soft spot for you in their heart. Because in the absence of that, anything can happen.

Zaa iya a yi zaman haƙuri, but with consideration, a lot of things fall into place.

[Nick's Pizza @Al_Must3rph3r]

Zan auri namijin da nasan nima zan iya bashi umarni kuma zai bi inji Fatima Bello.

Matashiyar mai rajin kare hakkin mata ta ce rashin basu dama ne kesa ake ganin akwai wani abu da namiji zaiyi da bazasu iyayi ba.

[? @4arznn]

I don’t think it’s the flex she’s trying so hard to show

[•H🤍 @jupiterbabbyy]

making your divorce your whole personality is crazy sha 😭