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The nicest part of a Burger King is just before you start eating it

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@Emma_Campaigner You blow up the tree and use the feathers to make a dress for your wife WHO’S ALSO YOUR BROTHER, ELON MUSK @bbcnickrobinson

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@ATRightMovies Mrs Doubtfire or Good Will Hunting

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@christothecium @AnnieJacobsen The bit about living in caves with giant spiders made being vaporised in the initial fireball sound kind of okay

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@anon_opin Do you have to be one to understand that sentence?

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@BBCr4today I always worry when I listen to people like Jenrick and think they should quite sensible

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“I know it’s the end of the world but how do I get a refund?” #r4today #wildfires

[Seva @SevaUT]

Saddam Hussein finished writing his last novel a day before the US invaded. Make writing a daily habit and you’ll be amazed at how many distractions just melt away.

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@jerryhayes1 Normally you would think a case like this would be fixed within the CTL though? Notwithstanding the phones

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@Reuters

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@greenbenjamin @anon_opin Or that Paul McCartney is exceptionally interesting

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£45 a year saving on electricity. Fucking hell what are we going to do with all that extra money #andyburnham

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@ATRightMovies

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@JohnJCrace “That gravel, freshly swept, you can hear under the car tyres now…”

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@therealmissjo @NREKC173 @FinancialXpress Isn’t the reason the English smash up bus stops and break shop windows precisely because we are descended in large part from Norwegians?

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@80s_Kidz Stepping Stones

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@piersmorgan Celebrity Doreen Lawrence

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In the same way that hipsters wearing flat caps removed one of the warning signs you were about to encounter an elderly driver, beards making a resurgence have removed the warning that a pedophile is near you.

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@MzBelindaW @pamster102 @ronkelawal 🤣

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@peg_roger @feelgoodtale @EricIdle The good old days. Putting the two world wars to one side