Brian Patten

[Brian Patten @4bigbri]

Up TO 80% Off Sunglasses Online,Fast shipping and buy new! https://t.co/3i4S2Gibn1

[Country Words @Country_Words]

I just don’t understand how another man can take your sun and turn it ice cold. -Keith Urban

[out of context things @TheComedyHumor]

If you're having a bad day, laugh for a minute https://t.co/8RBf3joNAJ

[joni reinkemeyer @jonimarie_17]

South Padre prepare yourself...We are on our way 🍸🍺🍻 @AmberNBraun @PaytonHoltmeyer @BoneRuettgers @4bigbri @PaulLackmanIII @nrackers

[College Life @8_Semesters]

friend: "hey do you wanna go out"

me:

[Country Words @ACountryWord]

Life's too short to waste it, I say bring on anything, I ain't here for a long time, I'm here for a good time. -George Strait

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

I'm proficient in 3 languages: English, Profanity, and Sarcasm.

[Brian Patten @4bigbri]

If anyone told you I ever gave a damn they damn sure told you wrong 🎶

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Newton's Third Law of Emotion: For every male action, there is a female overreaction.