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[Greg Ashman @greg_ashman]

How can the UK simultaneously have a crisis of young people not in education or work *and* a shortage of staff in the health, care, construction and IT sectors?

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

Where was this when it actually matters Noni ? 😂✌️

[Castillo @CastilloErling9]

It’s genuinely killing me that Eze and Gabriel who were talking the most about bottling on socials are the ones that missed looooool😭😭😭

[Manchester City @ManCity]

CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE!!! 🏆

[Djed Spence @DjedSpence]

👀🔓

[#HYFR @bxns_hyfr]

The UK used to have starter jobs everywhere.

Bars, retail, waiting jobs, high streets hiring constantly.

You could walk into a shop or bar and start next week.

Now 300 people are applying for one Tesco shift.

[Sam @s4myoung]

One of the loudest boos I’ve ever heard when they flashed the graphic up in the ground yesterday. Goodison would’ve been proud.

[Sam Lee @SamLee]

Guardiola's advice to fans in the future: "Don't wait to win the Premier League to be happy, don't wait to win the Champions League to be happy. Enjoy the process."

[Ous @fukxumean]

Footballs greatest ever coach stayed at Manchester City Football Club for 10 fucking years

[Lex ⚡ @CitySouljaa]

He averages 87 points per season OVER 10 YEARS do you know how mad that is 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[Jacob @JacobHorsfall_]

To humble haaland you’d have to win every club trophy possible whilst scoring at a rate that decimates records. Quite literally no one can humble Erling fucking Haaland 😂

[Manchester City @ManCity]

🏆 League Cup (2018)
🏆 Premier League (2018)
🏆 Community Shield (2018)
🏆 League Cup (2019)
🏆 Premier League (2019)
🏆 FA Cup (2019)
🏆 Community Shield (2019)
🏆 League Cup (2020)
🏆 League Cup (2021)
🏆 Premier League (2021)
🏆 Premier League (2022)
🏆 Premier League (2023)
🏆 FA Cup (2023)
🏆 Champions League (2023)
🏆 Super Cup (2023)
🏆 Club World Cup (2023)
🏆 Premier League (2024)
🏆 Community Shield (2024)
🏆 League Cup (2026)
🏆 FA Cup (2026)

Ten years. 20 trophies. One Pep Guardiola 🩵

[SG @04gully]

I always find this argument so dumb, this is like asking why didn’t Messi and Ronaldo play for midtable teams.

[the infamous©️STAFFORD MVP @leedsnoinfidel]

Fodens cameo… I’ll never give up on you

[🥷🏼 @killeures]

He deserves everything in life man

[Rebekka @rebekkarnold]

Kvaratskhelia is going to send Ben White all the way to Casa Amor in that final.

[REGINA @gabrielomoses]

Guehi defo in the changing rooms talking bout “I wanna start by putting my hands up and saying sorry lads”

[RZ @rxlfpacked]

It’s been 5 years since the Saudis took over Newcastle, 4 since Clearlake took over Chelsea. Both currently in awful positions, but i was told on twitter that winnings trophies is easy when you have rich owners!

[ClarksonsFarm @ClarksonsFarm1]

👏🏻👏🏻

[Poet @poetscorneruk]

Never forget Harry Kane is doing all of this in sketchers