Colby Proctor

Dad of two beautiful daughters, husband to an amazing wife... two dogs, and couldn’t love life more.

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@Damaan4u33 A

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@Gini_220 Her life

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@atensnut You don’t have a brain. You mollusk of pertinent brain wash fuckery.

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How do I get Jo from Jersey to follow me?!?

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@w_terrence @BarackObama Fuck u bitch

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@DocAtCDI Good one!

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Why can’t anyone remember that eggs got expensive after millions of chickens had to be killed from bird flu?!?
Why did toilet paper, paper towels (tRump was in office) go from affordable to crazy expensive!!?
Come on people!

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@Kwood3020 @FFT1776 You madam are so fucked in the head. I truly feel sorry for your kids. Wow, just wow. A rapist, misogynist, conman duped you. So sad.

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@Mike43261 @maddenifico Medicare sucks? Maybe… try living without it completely. You voted for it.

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@MikeRay_22 @maddenifico Mike Ray is gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. But he also…

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@billifer1973 My fingers, his nostrils… till I can’t stop jerking my arm.

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@ZeddFred Astro, Lassie, Peter

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@Tjeerd001 Stephen King

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@mjfree Right?!?

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@irishrygirl That’s dark. And fucking hilarious!

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@MikeNellis 💙

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@SkylerforNY Done!

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@Author_Chrissy_ That’s horrible. I can’t fathom what you’re going through. Hang in there.

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@whateverkc22 🤣🤣

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@realDonaldTrump 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮