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part time tweeter, full time lurker

[J@ck @4d_jack]

My senior year of hs I won the “Most likely to be the first to go bald and be friend zoned for life” award. Please take a moment to congratulate me for continuing to live up to my classmates’ highest expectations.

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@MurDaBlur it’s already a good day now that you tweeted me, god bless and have a better day

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Is it still April 1st??

[Dude Perfect @DudePerfect]

All Sports Golf Battle at AUGUSTA NATIONAL?! ⛳️🤯🎾🥏🎱 (Yes…for real.) Watch us take on the iconic Amen Corner with @b_dechambeau! HUGE thanks to @TheMasters for the opportunity of a lifetime!
https://t.co/OCk3YrYPNN

[J@ck @4d_jack]

Only putting 2 gallons of gas in my car at a time to short the gas market #stonks

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@GarrettOlson_ Tough

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Missed my connecting flight in Dallas and proceeded to fuck around and order $40 in apps at the airport TGIF out of frustration. Tell me I’m not thriving.

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My god, Rahm is cold blooded

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@fiebs9 @barstoolsports Mac is goated

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@GarrettOlson_ nothing has been the same since 5th green at meadowbrook

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@GarrettOlson_ once I pull Blastoise it’s over for u

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@GarrettOlson_ I’d gladly live in a world with only drake and rozay collabs

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

When you tweet about your birthday in the hopes Dad will see it but hes too busy fomenting a coup of the federal government to remember its your big day<<<

[J@ck @4d_jack]

Can’t wait to listen to the new Cudi and T Swift albums after the middle school dance tonight!

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@Ryan_Karau Did not disappoint

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4 out of Trump’s last 8 tweets have been flagged for election misinformation, but who’s counting?

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This is now a Fleetwood Mac stan account. Keep all other nonsense off my twitter feed.

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Jesus Christ

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@Svihel_The_Pain @JoeMatejcek

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@Weezy_32 Lol I see we’re on the same practice regimen