Forever Alone Jokes

The best Forever Alone jokes.

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Buy a ship. Name it 'relation'. Have a relation ship.

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Finally gets included in Secret Santa. Pick own name.

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Buys a new car. Three seats will never be used.

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Words with Friends? No, just Words.

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Plays hide and seek. Nobody looks for him.

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Facebook status: " I lost my phone, can everyone send me their numbers?"

Nobody replies.

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Finally found love. Page 96 in the dictionary.

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Has imaginary friends. They play without him.

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Texts mom.

Her response: "Who is this?"

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Cooks dinner for two. Doesn't have to cook tomorrow.

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I'm going to spend tomorrow with my ex box360.

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My girlfriend is like my Ferrari - I don't have one.