Chris Orton

Thank God I Have No Friends

[Chris Orton @4everawhiteguy]

@CondorDM82 “See see I’m right bc I’m linking my YouTube videos see see”

[Chris Orton @4everawhiteguy]

@EBasilion She murdered 3 kids. Psychosis or otherwise, at minimum she should be in prison or an insane asylum for the rest of her life. At best she should be sentenced to death.

[Chris Orton @4everawhiteguy]

@Kurssess No, this was actually dog shit. Just like the rest of the game

[EF Comix @11975MHz]

Look at this image. This is official Dungeons and Dragons 5th edition imagery.

When I was a kid in the 1980s we had police officers show up to our classrooms and tell us not to play Dungeons and Dragons because it was was a gateway to drugs, Satanism, and murder.

We had Mike Warnke selling out auditoriums, talking about his experiences with DnD, Satanism, and wouldn't you know it, turns out he was a fraud.

This sort of thing scared the shit out of us little kids. Something that Sears had recently advertised in its Christmas toy catalog SOMEHOW was an instruction manual to chop up your entire family for the glory of Satan.

Later on when I wised up, I looked at Dungeons and Dragons materials -- even the more "problematic" ones -- and found nothing of the sort.

No satanic imagery. No suggestions to chop up your family. No subversive instructions to seclude yourself and eventually commit suicide.

It was an adaptation of the same wargaming our very own military had used for decades, but instead of USMC infantry with flamethrowers, you had wizards. Instead of tanks, dragons.

Gary Gygax enjoyed wargaming AND Lord of the Rings so much that he wanted to combine the two. That's it. That was Dungeons and Dragons.

Now DnD is filled with all this sexually degenerate messaging in a product intended for older children and teens. This is evidence of that.

I don't need to explain any more. Everyone else understands this point. You, on the other hand, are a fucking imbecile.

Anything else?

[Chris Orton @4everawhiteguy]

@Balam_GF13 Critical Role has honestly done so much damage to DnD it’s insane.

[Yuka-Chud @TakebaSweep]

If you correctly identify something bad about newer games (especially remakes) a gray goo pig person will be spawned out of the Isengard mud pits to call you a larper

[Chris Orton @4everawhiteguy]

@TomDCL @GaryD20Games This post is old as hell and came out before the 2024 rules. In 2014 wildshapes can’t speak unless the animal you shape into can. Delete your comment.

[SquishyHunter @SquishyHunter]

The sole criticism of Halo 2 that ever made any headway was the cliffhanger ending.

The sole criticism of Halo 3 was the campaign seemed a little short.

That was it. Anybody saying anything else either wasnt there or is a liar

[Sherb @SherbetRuler]

Naming your studio after the character that betrays and tries to genocide you is already an interesting choice, but not releasing a good game for over ten years is really just salt in the wound

[Chris Orton @4everawhiteguy]

@vapertvaping Someone plays once a year

[Chris Orton @4everawhiteguy]

@EckhartsLadder Anyone who defends this game is genuinely a moron. This is the biggest waste of time and development resources I’ve seen in a long time

[C_✝️ @C_U271D]

It's so bizarre when a franchise continuously releases dud after dud and when you criticize it people will say "do you want the series to die??" because the answer is always yes, why would I want a franchise to continue if the creators have proven they're terrible at their jobs?

[Chris Orton @4everawhiteguy]

@JKowei No, we want the Cortana from halo CE, not Jerma in a wig

[Chris Orton @4everawhiteguy]

@MintBlitz When the shill gives it a mid ass score you know it’s bad

[An Appeal to Outer Heaven @AnAppealTo]

Everyone at 343/Halo studios needs to be blacklisted from the industry. It's the only way to be sure.

And don't give me some "I was just following orders" defense only blaming leadership.

[Chris Orton @4everawhiteguy]

@MischiefsYT No you’re simply wrong, there are no pros about this.

[Emeril Lagasse @Emeril]

I’m trending on the internet?

[Chris Orton @4everawhiteguy]

@MintBlitz Man, that’s a crazy animation. Probably took them ages.

The shit you accept from this company of morons is astounding.

[Chris Orton @4everawhiteguy]

@LinlinAndLeyley You pretending to not understand the difference between shoving your hand knuckle deep in your mouth to slurp wet rice and eating a burger is crazy work for botted engagement.