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[ÀwámáridinifẹOlúwasímí Esq😚 @Awamaridiii]

When I hear people say this, I automatically assume you're a Yahoo boy/girl.

Because you can't be in the job market with us and be saying this nonsense.

[Bluu 🐝 @arwenbluu]

No entiendo cómo puede ser. Vi a Michael Jackson morir, a Maradona morir, a Pelé morir, a la reina Isabel morir; vi pasar a tres papas. Sobreviví a una pandemia, vi el comienzo de internet. Vi el CD cambiar a Spotify, vi cambiar el DVD a Netflix, vi pasar del teléfono fijo a un iPhone. Y estoy viendo el surgimiento de la IA. Y solo tengo 30 años.

[🤓 @4evercynn]

@notthatcrazyfr 😂😂😂😂

[Mr Telvin | Cake Artist 🍰 @thatguytelvin]

Fr, a dry bathroom floor instantly improves my mood. I can’t explain it, but it does.

[Akinlolu Akanbi @Dove_Dynamics]

Na now I understand why our alumni didn't respond to us then whenever we message them for financial contribution 😭💔

[Emeka @Emeneks]

Because it made you uncomfortable doesn’t mean it’s unnecessary.

This is the reality of a lot of people in prisons today

[kelvin @kelvinholdon]

I like as June dey do,
Before you know 6pm

[Adedayo Agarau @adedayoagarau]

I personally want Obi as Nigeria’s president so people can see that you can be upright, be respectful, be a Nigerian, be law-abiding, have no criminal case and still win in Nigeria. Obi’s presidency is good for Nigeria’s moral compass.

[🤓 @4evercynn]

@AlexOriprite @kryston247 Setup😂

[🤓 @4evercynn]

@OloriOfOloris You’re not serious

[Do2dtun Energy gAD @iamDo2dtun]

Celine Dion is 58 years old
Shakira is 49 years old
Beyoncé is 44
Busta Rhymes 54
Bruce Springsteen is 76
Lionel Richie is 76
The oldest Backstreet boy is 54

All of these people have one thing in common. they still sing, perform and entertain till this day.

Peter is 44 but you dimwits are so ageist that you don’t even know what you bring down in the name of clicks.

[uniq @ethrealuniq]

all jokes aside, i think one of the best things that can happen to you as a young person is figuring out what you truly want to do with your life early on and being in an environment that doesn't hinder it from happening

[Kevwe @kevwe_od]

One idea that has revolutionized my thinking is this: you are allowed to not want things.
You can look at everything society tells you that you need to have and just be like, “Nope. I will not be participating.”

[𝚃 @T_wontmiss]

Me at 3am wondering how people even started translating languages if they didn't understand each other

[dolapo @gammalin20]

i no even think say una understand the concept of family

[Otunba Tobi @25tobiloba]

People who do GRWM to work have TIME, Real time. Every time I wake up for work, I have less than 30 mins to be ready, and every second is accounted for. The day I add "good morning guys" to my morning routine is the day I'm officially unemployed.

[jason @cubana_WL]

Wisely o, foolishly o…. The money still Dey disappear 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[tomisin 🧝🏽‍♀️ @tsizzle2real_]

i have no problems with working as long as i have money to spend
i’ll bust my ass if it means i can afford anything i want in life

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i believe in re-reading and re-watching your favourite books & movies at different stages of your life. the plot never changes, but your perspective does.

[_kennyd_ @olakennyd]

I experienced what @Sisi_Yemmie has been saying here on the TL today!

I was coming back from an outing and decided to get a few items from Bokku Mart.

I bought only 3 items. The attendant asked if I wanted a nylon bag and I said yes.

He said the bag was #100. But why did he deduct #1700 for the nylon?

I didn’t check the receipt until I got into the car, then I remembered and decided to check.

I went back inside and asked what the #1700 was for. He said it was an error and that I had to wait for the supervisor to fix it!

This pissed me off! He could simply have given me my change instead of making me wait for their error.

Apparently the supervisor was in on it too. He came out and quickly asked the guy to give me my change.

I can’t imagine how long this has been going on! @bokkumart, call your staff to order.

Business owners, please be very involved in your business and don’t trust any staff.

#1700 is not a lot of money but imagine doing this to 5-10 customers a day!