LaLa The Lightning Bolt⚡️

•Lawyer •Irreligious •Pro-women •Pro-choice •Anti-natalist •MALEVOLENT SPRITE •Doing my best •I just be tweeting whatever, wherever, whenever!

[LaLa The Lightning Bolt⚡️ @4everrlala]

Nothing concern who dey take bus with looking sharp🫩

[Olumide Adesina @olumidecapital]

You have to make peace as a young person with looking unimpressive or plain for a while, so your wealth can actually grow for the long term

[LaLa The Lightning Bolt⚡️ @4everrlala]

When you realise that they’re also scared to lose staff and looking for a replacement isn’t fun for them either

[libby is a dumb bitch @SeveralRaccoons]

at what point after getting a job do you stop feeling like you’re about to be fired

[°‧ 𓆝 bree 𓆞 ·｡ @yummierbeefcake]

i will forever be envious of nepo babies bc those ppl can bum out all day, spend unlimited money on their interests, can stay unemployed, and STILL be set for life...

[LaLa The Lightning Bolt⚡️ @4everrlala]

@PsychMove But you weren’t entirely wrong. I still maintain that they’re just looking for something to be mad about and found a perfect scapegoat

[LaLa The Lightning Bolt⚡️ @4everrlala]

They’re just looking for something to be mad about

[The Jem. @PsychMove]

The mbappe thing is funny to me and The chinese attitude to mao is confusing....I thought they largely acknowledged he messed up a lot with things like cultural revolution.

[LaLa The Lightning Bolt⚡️ @4everrlala]

@PsychMove He’s better than me, because I would have never apologised under the same circumstances

[LaLa The Lightning Bolt⚡️ @4everrlala]

Everyone gets an apology for every little thing, except Black people.

[LaLa The Lightning Bolt⚡️ @4everrlala]

@PsychMove Read what he said in the video

[LaLa The Lightning Bolt⚡️ @4everrlala]

So this fat fool is still alive

[Ataque Futbolero @AtaqueFutbolero]

😳🇫🇷🇲🇦🇦🇷 Samir Nasri y Medhi Benatia, sobre el quinto puesto de Messi en el Balón de Oro:

🗣️ Nasri: “A MESSI LO SACO DE MI TOP 10.

ME DA IGUAL SI GANABA LA COPA DEL MUNDO”.

🗣️ Benatia : “¡Lo ponen quinto por tres semanas! ¡Y ha estado NUEVE MESES EN MIAMI!”.

[LaLa The Lightning Bolt⚡️ @4everrlala]

@PsychMove I just went through it before I got this notification. They’re not letting you go easily 💀

[LaLa The Lightning Bolt⚡️ @4everrlala]

You people are crazy

[ٰ @9lyng]

Mbappe is right, Mao Zedong is a dictator and China is a totalitarian state

My name is Gianluigi Donnarumma and I am a player for Manchester City FC

[LaLa The Lightning Bolt⚡️ @4everrlala]

@PsychMove Well, they got an apology. They should rest now.

[LaLa The Lightning Bolt⚡️ @4everrlala]

@PsychMove Good afternoon 🤗

[LaLa The Lightning Bolt⚡️ @4everrlala]

This better be a joke 😒

[Kalshi Footy @KalshiFooty]

🚨 Kylian Mbappé 🇫🇷 is set to be removed from PES and FC Online games! 🎮❌

Both games have announced his removal

[LaLa The Lightning Bolt⚡️ @4everrlala]

@PsychMove Nasri is a fat rat

[LaLa The Lightning Bolt⚡️ @4everrlala]

I almost passed out from number 4. I didn’t know we were now including bums in ballon d’or conversations

[Madrid Xtra @MadridXtra]

❗️Croatia journalist votes for the Ballon D’Or:

1. Rodri
2. Erling Haaland
3. Lionel Messi
4. Ferran Torres
5. Kylian MBAPPÉ
6. Harry Kane
7. Pau Cubarsí
8. Vitinha
9. Ousmane Dembele
10. Jude BELLINGHAM

@CroatiaFooty 🇭🇷

[LaLa The Lightning Bolt⚡️ @4everrlala]

@PsychMove I would rather chew jeans than work in a place where I’m not allowed to use my phone during work hours 🙂‍↔️

[(• ˕ •マ.ᐟ ★ @Y40IFRQTTING]

It just occurred to me that the average right winger believes Africa doesn't have agriculture or livestock

[LaLa The Lightning Bolt⚡️ @4everrlala]

@PsychMove Because I’m mostly busy with work during the day. You see why I’m tired? 🥱

[LaLa The Lightning Bolt⚡️ @4everrlala]

@PsychMove I’m been sleepy for the last hour, just postponing it because I don’t want tomorrow to arrive yet 🙂‍↔️

[LaLa The Lightning Bolt⚡️ @4everrlala]

@PsychMove Thank you 🫩

[LaLa The Lightning Bolt⚡️ @4everrlala]

Me and this concept called being alive, soon. 💀

[🫦 @forever_lashaun]

they didn’t lie when they said you’ll wake up on random day and decide you don’t wanna deal with certain shit no more.

[LaLa The Lightning Bolt⚡️ @4everrlala]

@PsychMove Okay, goodnight 🫠