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[Puck Knower @4headMatthews67]

@Leafslatest He’s thinking how much he’d rather be there with his boyfriend instead of pretending he likes this girl

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@LeafsPapi_ “Girlfriend”

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@Nealerrr Love how you still have to make this about the Habs. We’re gonna just let the rent slide this month for the space we’re using in your heads. No problem

[Puck Knower @4headMatthews67]

@bobbywhOrr Yeah. Keep denying you’re gay Matthews and dress like that

[Puck Knower @4headMatthews67]

@PuckDontLie Nah you’re not doing it quite right. Habs fans don’t use the term “he or him” we use “they or them”. We don’t have a single good prospect we have multiple so speak in plural. Nice that you’re trying to be like us though. We appreciate the compliment

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@LeafsPapi_ Gonna get his head rocked trying that

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@Troystechermuse Full force McKenna. LMAO. Like he’s not 170lbs soaking wet

[Puck Knower @4headMatthews67]

@Troystechermuse You’re doing it correctly. The biggest difference that stands out is your “singular” form. Where you say “he or him” we say “they and them” because we are so loaded with talent and depth we use plural form. Nice to see you try to emulate us. We thank you for the compliment

[Puck Knower @4headMatthews67]

@dfotoronto @SEllisHockey 3rd improved. This only means they went from horse shit to dog shit

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@HockeyPatrol I remember last year when everyone was talking about Morgan Reilly and how he was in the shape of his career. AM34 has been on the decline and until he proves differently I’ll remain sceptical

[Puck Knower @4headMatthews67]

@WatchMyReview Edna this is a tough one to call. DR didn’t even make the NHL until 27. Super late. Went 30/30 and then 70pts (contract year) with increased role and ice time. He had a safety net in Moser too. I’d say somewhere in the middle is who he really is. 50 points is where I’d put him.

[Puck Knower @4headMatthews67]

@marnestri Cowboy. Got that nickname from all those nights reenacting Brokeback Mountain with Matthews

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@Banx_Leaf All Jeff Gorton moves when he was in Boston. Knows how to build winning teams

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@JohnnyGiunta_ Wasn’t really great at getting high and flying planes though. Can’t be good at everything apparently

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@TonyP187 You paid that real deal goalie for his past not his now. Bro is 38. Bottom 6 turned over for the umpteenth time. Don’t fall for the wrapping paper. There is shit underneath

[Puck Knower @4headMatthews67]

@Blurredlines069 @peart_justin @Leafslatest Nah. Being washed up does tho

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@Leafslatest Poor kid. His parents should have been reported to Child Protective Services

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@WatchMyReview @NHLRumourReport I agree but as a Habs fan and most likely you as a Leafs fan would prefer to keep him out of the division. It’s hard enough

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@Joshzgvv @mndamico I think he said “The East”

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@mndamico Was just about to look this up. Thanks as usual Marco