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Just out here tryna be Stacey’s mum

[-A @4ll_y]

Pinning this so I can watch it forever https://t.co/9HzkGYWorF

[Amy Coleman @amyadelecoleman]

listen up friends. this is a vine thread that has shaped me into the person i am today.

[Joe Gunn @joegunn]

Me after taking the gmail pill

[alex vocal athlete @_AHuff]

jessica chastain has purchased lea michele

[mazzy @mazzypopstar]

Yeah https://t.co/ShZU7tgy2e

[GfB 📚 @Dr_Gavin_Brewis]

Life expectancy in Glasgow is already incredibly low, and is worsening. For example, in Calton and Bridgeton, the life expectancy is only 67.8 years of age. Under this new agenda, the average person will not live until pensionable age. People will literally be working to death!

[Steve @stipkins]

omg who’s gonna cover her maternity leave at the abattoir

[harrie ☭ @emopunkgrrrl]

people in 1AD being nostalgic for the past

[Chad @CSonic235]

Inflation is tearing my family apart

[cowboycallum 𐚁 @laughingdoggif]

me after taking asos

[Mr. Floyd | 🏳️‍🌈 @Its_Mr_Floyd]

It's honestly hilarious how every time a weirdly arbitrary change is made to Twitter, you can always trace it back to a recent moment when people made fun of Elon for something.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

twitter has officially removed the feature that tells you what device a tweet was sent from and i just wanna say say dorothy we will never forget you.

[overdramatic loser @bangdinhoe]

This is the most beautiful and powerful speech I’ve ever seen. I love Lizzo so much

[Chadwick @ohchadwick]

This is sending me 💀

[re: emma @evemmore]

FakeShowBizNews recurring bit that Jessie J runs an abattoir is funnier than anything that’s been on the tv in ages

[mike oxsmol @greetinghimeros]

And we can tell… your point?

[Rihanna @rihanna]

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[aria @m8ss3ducti0n]

they should play this when they lower coffins into the ground tbh