flickth3beam

im getting on twitter more because my friends are making me

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“Hi welcome to Wendy’s would you like to try our new Minions Monster meal today?”
“….. yes I WOULD like to try you’re new Minions Monster meal today!”
I could hear the laugh as she asked me what I wanted after lol

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IT WORKED

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[flickth3beam @4lmightyb34m]

Yall idk if u need glasses and idk if that link or coupon work but like… idk use it i just want my 50% and $10…

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Guys sorry I’m about to try and get 50% off on firmoo I’m sorry

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I just had a period cramp so bad I legit screamed in agony

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At the function w a mediums McDonald’s fry in my purse

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All my aunt does is bs I find it highkey so entertaining the shit she’s managed to spin, it’s like teacups

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Ur bf laying on ur chest is cute till he is literally crushing ur rib cage and u can’t fucking breathe

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Watching my bf text his bf w the biggest fucking smile rn they’re so in love I hate it

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@slorse43_ YES BRO IT WAS HIGHKEY AWESOME IT WAS SO FUNNY

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BRO I was knitting at work and the kids were like “wyd” so I told them THEN they started BEING LIKE “you’re a knitter! You’re a knitter!” And I WANTED TO LAUGH SO LOUD not only is that like iconic because of the reference but ALSO BEING BLACK IT WAS SO FUNNY

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I heard a song and found out it was by Robin Thicke then really excitedly went “I like Robin Thicke!” followed by a gasp and “I’m becoming my mom” …

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I hope every snobby 4 eyed gay (derogatory) nerd find their extremely hot air heading gay (admirable) freak nasty partner. It’s simply the way things should be.

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@zoruaslikpie LOLL it’s big oven they don’t want us to find out

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How tf is it that I have to put a potato in the oven on 450° for an hour!! but I can pop it in the microwave for 10 minutes same result…. wtf is a microwave

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That thing in my brain is telling me I need to be a boy again…

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Also I just read the most insane Superman x reader smut fanfic that shit was in freaking sane I’m so glad smut fanfic is alive and well it helps the world go round

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I’m sorry I can’t get over lex killing mali idgaf about him being obsessed with Superman he literally killed a random man who made falafels or something he doesn’t deserve the pleasure of being shipped w Superman it should bE ME

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No one asked but I think sketch like the twitch guy is such a qt like he’s adorable.