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Delivering atleast 4 doses of LOLZ daily.

[For Lawlz @4lolz]

Just took "Who is your soulmate? Nick J, Justin Bieber, J Joe or Zac Efron?" and got: Justin Bieber! Try it ➔ http://bit.ly/8eyKhB

[Saran @Sarawanan]

@justinbieber's new single "Baby" available now on iTunes http://bit.ly/jbluda #babyonitunes

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You have the capacity to learn from mistakes. You’ll learn a lot today.

[For Lawlz @4lolz]

Paranoia is just reality on a finer scale.

[For Lawlz @4lolz]

You know, the more I see of people, the more I like pigs.

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We don’t make mistakes, we have happy little accidents.

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The only two facilities that work on the bell system are schools and prisons.

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If names will never hurt you, what if someone wrote a name on a rock and threw it at you?

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Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be…

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Whenever I feel like exercising, I lie down until the feeling passes.

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No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.

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Male zebras have white stripes, but female zebras have black stripes.

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How do you know when you run out of invisible ink?

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If Americans throw rice at weddings, do Chinese throw hot dogs?

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really 4 more lolz?

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If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise.

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Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

[For Lawlz @4lolz]

How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom door you`re on.

[lucas @lukewaale]

#jeyyounit11

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Hard work never killed anyone… but why take a risk!