alys 💒

[baby 17teen @Babymoon_5]

My Dad left me 10 acres of land in Somalia but these pirates talkin about I better be prepared to die if I come claim it

[͏weeabob @weeabob]

i'm fucking crying laughing imagining a scenario in which a photographer asks a child to pose in a loving embrace with her kidnapper for the newspaper

[Teleharmonic Panavision @IdiotaDesonline]

This is lowkey how Melanie Martinez music sounds like

[aria @m8ss3ducti0n]

your camera roll if you were dating madonna

[alys 💒 @4lysb]

@pantypartier ur so fucking ungrateful

[Liu Kang @sanekanye]

once you call out someone’s weirdness you’ve got about 45 seconds before the smear campaign begins

[- @sharpy9894]

Rough old pub I was in other night man did the quiz first question was what the fuck you looking at

[𝖘𝖕𝖗𝖎𝖙𝖊 @vanilla_bombyx]

he thinks he is dishes

[alys 💒 @4lysb]

@pantypartier as u #fucking #should

[alys 💒 @4lysb]

@lipglossgorl and midge and lisa and little baby mangy

[alys 💒 @4lysb]

bart

[tara! ⋆｡°✩ @stararism]

how it feels to have friends who love you after a depressive episode

[les mis grunge 🔻 @dizzydoinggreat]

which way western man