Alfred F. Jones‼️‼️🇺🇲

He/Him
Hetalia Parody Acc!!

[Alfred F. Jones‼️‼️🇺🇲 @4mericathehero]

STRAWPAGE IS UPDATEDDD!!!!! WOOO!!! https://t.co/zIkv8PzfP1

[Alfred F. Jones‼️‼️🇺🇲 @4mericathehero]

@kikuupon Wow.. rest in peace him..

[Alfred F. Jones‼️‼️🇺🇲 @4mericathehero]

ahem...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

// this is how admin is coping with the heat.

[Alfred F. Jones‼️‼️🇺🇲 @4mericathehero]

..Something special is brewing...👀👀👀

[Alfred F. Jones‼️‼️🇺🇲 @4mericathehero]

@raccoonastan // wait.. me too!!!! its actually osdd..

[BOSNIAN fragile ౨ৎ 🇧🇦🇨🇭 @flavorfragile]

The my brother is a faggot trio!

[Alfred F. Jones‼️‼️🇺🇲 @4mericathehero]

I had a scary dream that.. Kokichi Ouma from Danganronpa V3: Killing Harmony was chatting with my boss Barack Obama..

[Alfred F. Jones‼️‼️🇺🇲 @4mericathehero]

@BarackObamaUSPS ...OBAMA?????

[Alfred F. Jones‼️‼️🇺🇲 @4mericathehero]

@canadian_kuma YOU CAN'T BE TALKING

[Alfred F. Jones‼️‼️🇺🇲 @4mericathehero]

...Guys it might be gay o'clock.

[Alfred F. Jones‼️‼️🇺🇲 @4mericathehero]

@KimchiK0rea ...PPFFFFTTTTTT AAAAHAHAAAHAAAAHAAAAA

[Alfred F. Jones‼️‼️🇺🇲 @4mericathehero]

...TURN THIS SHIT OFF.

[ trying not to laugh ]

[Arthur Kirkland @earlgreyengland]

Big Ben. My diss track on France.

[Alfred F. Jones‼️‼️🇺🇲 @4mericathehero]

its too hot out here. if i die because i overheat that would suck.

[Alfred F. Jones‼️‼️🇺🇲 @4mericathehero]

...
[ slowly turning towards her ]

I'm going to take away your ability to drink if you keep up the jabber.

[Alasdair Kirkland @scottiebroz]

@earlgreyengland Is the surprise you not marrying a cousin

[𝘔𝘪𝘭𝘰 ೄྀ ︴🪽 @M1L0_M1M1]

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#aphukraine #ukrainehetalia #aph

[Pammy 🍉 @Kris90112887784]

#hetalia mamas and babies in costumes. comfort drawing.

[Pammy 🍉 @Kris90112887784]

usuk is so boring god that is the blandest fucking ship ever they literally have no chemistry they’re only shipped because they’re the most popular And they’re both hot people so wanna see them bone. I don’t care if someone ships it but god they oughtta know they have bad taste

[Alfred F. Jones‼️‼️🇺🇲 @4mericathehero]

@LotsOfSlugBuns because if he ate the little country, slug&buns on twitter dot com wouldn't make more art!

[Alfred F. Jones‼️‼️🇺🇲 @4mericathehero]

@snqilmailed do you WANT him to live a life of despair???

[Alfred F. Jones‼️‼️🇺🇲 @4mericathehero]

@snqilmailed but thats my bro... metaphorically..

[Vladimir Popescu🦇 @bl00dsuckrz]

I let @batmoldova come with me sometimes when I can't find a sitter. They like him