Andy 'Andy' Murphy

Pronouns - Surely the beard gives it away/You need to ask?

[Andy 'Andy' Murphy @4ndyMurphy]

@octopuscaveman Roger Waters Robert Plant

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Scotland's Hate Crime Act comes into effect today. Women gain no additional protections, of course, but well-known trans activist Beth Douglas, darling of prominent Scottish politicians, falls within a protected category. Phew! 1/11

[Andy 'Andy' Murphy @4ndyMurphy]

@Clyde1News Anyone think to use a spell checker on this? What do you mean by a distribution?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣. And the roads 'bene' sealed off?

[Andy 'Andy' Murphy @4ndyMurphy]

@anon_opin There is no reason whatsoever for the alphabet to be in any particular order. There are so many words that it makes no sense that 'a' HAS to be before 'b' etc.

[Andy 'Andy' Murphy @4ndyMurphy]

@DreyfusJames One of the best comedy lines ever written....."he's so far in the closet, he's in fucking Narnia."

[Andy 'Andy' Murphy @4ndyMurphy]

@martink14 @trafficscotland @HMSPWLS @NewForthBridge @ForthBridges Prick

[Andy 'Andy' Murphy @4ndyMurphy]

@VirtualAstro Who the fuck are are you to ask that people join you on other platforms, presumably so you can, as you put it, "put food on the table", then tell people you'll block them if they disagree with you? Calm the fuck down, Stalin.

[Andy 'Andy' Murphy @4ndyMurphy]

@OliLondonTV Not transgender. Please describe it correctly, "man in a skirt."

[Andy 'Andy' Murphy @4ndyMurphy]

@JamesEsses Simply reply with "you sir, are a man whether or not you like it."

[Andy 'Andy' Murphy @4ndyMurphy]

@SPFLWatch "Now lets go to @Sports_EmmaD and the team who are poolside"

[Andy 'Andy' Murphy @4ndyMurphy]

@scotgov Should the Scottish Government twitter feed really be promoting @thesnp propaganda??

[Andy 'Andy' Murphy @4ndyMurphy]

@RachaelvsWorld It's my birthday today. Had an awesome afternoon out with family.

[Andy 'Andy' Murphy @4ndyMurphy]

@OorHumQuotes Ok, I've been had. You're a parody account. My bad. I hope you're laughing as hard as I am that that useless prick of a racist bigot got the job and will be the final nail in the coffin for the Simply N4zi Party. 👍 Well played. 👌

[Andy 'Andy' Murphy @4ndyMurphy]

@OorHumQuotes And the Exmouth Journal are in on the conspiracy too? And your own parliament? Do get a fucking grip.

[Andy 'Andy' Murphy @4ndyMurphy]

@OorHumQuotes No? https://t.co/6J4DYCtdTj

[Andy 'Andy' Murphy @4ndyMurphy]

@alicebrennanx Great question. Can you make it make sense though?

[Andy 'Andy' Murphy @4ndyMurphy]

@footballfights Arguably the best fight ever. Watch it once for the overview, then watch over and over, concentrating on one player per viewing. 😅

[Andy 'Andy' Murphy @4ndyMurphy]

@SPFLWatch How about the illegally taken goal kick with a moving ball. Scottish football eh?

[Andy 'Andy' Murphy @4ndyMurphy]

@Yfz84 Geraingerfjord, Norway.