the illest

spiritual being having a human experience

[the illest @4ngelf4ce222]

Me at the beach with my ass out

[the illest @4ngelf4ce222]

Constipated and celibate. I never gave a shit or a fuck

[the illest @4ngelf4ce222]

@asurowiec4 I have a prescription thanks 👍🏻

[the illest @4ngelf4ce222]

Taking adderall to get my laundry done ✅

[the illest @4ngelf4ce222]

Going poop

[the illest @4ngelf4ce222]

White ppl be like sorry I can’t make it we have to go get the dog’s teeth whitened

[⋆｡𖦹° ꕤ @rakkofan]

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill

[🦀.Q. @Feelgasm_]

"ai will replace you" id like to see ai experience constant suicidal ideation

[Rxsh @ihyRxsh]

Me gusta usar Twitter porque ninguno de mis amigos lo usa

[popsee @qopsee99]

Turning my swag on soon lowkey

[the illest @4ngelf4ce222]

The female orgasm is probably equivalent to rubbing two sticks together to start a campfire

[the illest @4ngelf4ce222]

Whenever I say okay yay this is what I’m referring to btw

[the illest @4ngelf4ce222]

Please Excuse My Dopamine And Serotonin

[the illest @4ngelf4ce222]

It’s always when you think it can’t get worse and then bam cold sore

[the illest @4ngelf4ce222]

I ghosted a guy bc his last name was Kirk. I’m not fucking lying

[IGGY AZALEA @IGGYAZALEA]

I- nvm.

[the illest @4ngelf4ce222]

@heyshipz Claiming this unironically idc anymore

[the illest @4ngelf4ce222]

@Snehalsays_03 Theraflu 🥹

[the illest @4ngelf4ce222]

@NicoRobin_XYZ The pink sister and the purple sister obviously