anjie

proudly typing out my thoughts for no one to read

[anjie @4nje1]

some days i wish i had a penis but others i couldn’t imagine having something like that attached to me

[miya @miyarah_]

yo yendo a dormir después de almorzar como si no me hubiera despertado hace dos horas

[Jenifer 🧍🏼‍♀️ @jensxburner]

A makeout sesh with a tatted Latino would cure me rn

[anjie @4nje1]

how come i keep seeing gay dudes with girlfriends…?

[hunter @3gpmh]

an evil woman is just an average man

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

Men aren't special.

[miia @miiagarro]

men will ask you zero questions about yourself and then say they never met anybody like you

[anjie @4nje1]

best drunken night of my life

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

The female ability to be able to guess exactly which girl it is out of his 740 following

[Big Choctaw @Derekalexander_]

i don't freak unless froken to

[jynx @jynxbby]

you know a man is a whore if his vibe too good, whores always cool

[anjie @4nje1]

I hate washing my face at the end of a good makeup day

[anjie @4nje1]

taking everything in me not to download tinder out of boredom

[kelly @BoyYeetsWorld]

This is why I only cheat on my wife at Imagine Dragons concerts

[chris 🫂 @fuqingaverage]

you gonna believe me or that lying ass coldplay jumbotron?

[anjie @4nje1]

Some people become adults without growing up

[anjie @4nje1]

guys so it turns out you can not trust a dominican man you met at the club a year ago…

[anjie @4nje1]

im SO EASY for a dominican man.

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

when your lil brother gives you life advice

[anjie @4nje1]

me and my broken spanish against the world ❤️