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@reactionarycen1 @JJ_McCullough You could amend it away... that's what amendments are for

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@DSzymborski

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@RyanGeddie TIL Ryan takes Fort Worth for its word when it markets itself as "where the west begins"

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@DSzymborski If Jesus returns, won't a significant chunk of the people voting "Yes" be raptured?

My question is how will they collect on their bets. Does Polymarket have the techology to forward money to heaven?

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@DSzymborski I think Jesse Winker would have become this if he didn't turn into a pumpkin

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@DSzymborski Did you accidentally enable big head mode this morning? 😂

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@DSzymborski Have you considered the possibility that it's a membered foot outside your house?

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@DSzymborski It's really the Cinnamon Churro Challenge you are paying for

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@Superior_Steer @Reds That's not how options work. The Reds already used an option when they sent him to the minors during spring training. They won't have to use another for the remainder of the year no matter how many times they send him down.

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@JJ_McCullough J.J. is discovering the Mid West 👀

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@DriveEmMild @StormChaser_JLU @NWSWPC A large portion of of the populated areas in Eastern TN are in a valley and are actually lower elevation than Middle TN!

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@Noahpinion Maybe I missed a lot of good parts when I attended A&M 🤷. It was alright

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@DSzymborski Just hire the Green Lantern already and you'd get this for free

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@DSzymborski Fake news. They know exactly how they are going to spend the $1 earned from selling the TV network.

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@DSzymborski We definitely remember your vote for not Jonathan India 😂

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@DSzymborski What do you think the hidden meaning behind the noticably smaller "r" is? 🤔

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@hankgreen If only he was measuring grains of barley 🥲. Our system of measurements is supposed to be good at that!

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@morallawwithin It wasn't designed for security... it was designed for doing art.

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@DSzymborski Is that what the Europa board game looks like IRL? 🧐