Rab McClimond

Fitness fanatic, Avid supporter of Waringstown C.C and the mighty Toffee's. (C.O.Y.B)(I.C.W.T). Born a blue die a blue! Always a blue!

[Crewkerne Gazette @CrewkerneGaz]

Keir Starmer unveils GBR Trains, the Wokest way to travel across Britain since Lady Penelope’s FAB 1.

{satire}

[Everton @Everton]

🎶🔵 Jingle Bells, jingle Bells, jingle all the way, oh what fun it is to see Everton win away.

🎄 Goodnight, Toffees.

[MinistryofWit @MinistryofWit]

Lmao who made this one?

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

Foreign nationals should not be entitled to British benefits - no universal credit, no disability support, no housing, no child benefits. Nothing.

That's why I tabled a Parliamentary motion on banning foreigners from claiming benefits.

£10bn was paid in Universal Credit to non-UK citizens last year. £10.1bn of the £61.2bn to foreigners.

This is INSANE.

I do not believe that the British taxpayer should fund lazy scroungers who don't even come from our country.

There is no other way to put this.

WE CANNOT AFFORD IT.

I don't want my taxes going to some Somalian family, living in social houses? Having more children? Refusing to work? No. Not happy about that, at all.

They can sit around doing sod all if they so please, in Somalia.

Taxes getting hiked so we can fund much of the third world? Not a great deal, is it?

We just don't have to do it. Let's just not do it.

This is a position that THE vast majority of the British people share, yet I'll get called a monster for daring to raise it.

If you agree, please ask your MP to sign the motion. Let's see which side they're on.

No benefits for foreigners. No excuses.

[Alan Smith @AlanJLSmith]

Tax his land, Tax his bed,

Tax the table, At which he's fed.

Tax his tractor, Tax his mule,

Teach him taxes are the rule.

Tax his work, Tax his pay,

He works for peanuts anyway!

Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat.

Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think.

Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries Tax his tears.

Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find any way To tax his ass!

Tax him all he has, then let him know

That you won't be done Till he has no dough.

When he screams and when he hollers;

Then tax him more, take all his dollars

Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave,

Tax the sod in Which he's laid...

Put these words Upon his tomb:

‘Taxes drove me to my doom...'

When he's gone, Do not relax,

It's time to apply Inheritance Tax!

#BudgetDay

[The Jackal… @ToonDazza]

Woke up, @GBNEWS on and to my horror @RachelReevesMP on talking utter shite.
Err, err. More money in people’s pockets, err err, NHS, err err…..

Fuckin useless.
You’re taxing my ‘today’ to death and now you’re taxing my pension to take my ‘tomorrow’ also - why should I save money and why should I try and build a pension - I’d be better off having 8 kids and on the dole.

[Rab McClimond @4rabber75]

@grandoldteam Gritty !!

[Rab McClimond @4rabber75]

@Mike_kim714 133

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

@GillianMacMSP Wrong selfie.

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

I really don't care what these people think of me anymore. I just want my country back.

[MinistryofWit @MinistryofWit]

#littlepolitics #clowningstreet #Satire PMQs Lammy makes up for forgetting his poppy, We find out why @RupertLowe10 left ReformUK.

[Rab McClimond @4rabber75]

@Keir_Starmer Bullshit !!!

[Lee Harris @LeeHarris]

OK this wins the internet 😂

"Oops I freed them again" - David Lammy

Amazing work @CrewkerneGaz!

[Rab McClimond @4rabber75]

@Keir_Starmer I smell B.S. !!!!

[Maddie Evans @EstieMaddie]

🚨Ladies and gentlemen……

Please return your seats to the upright position and prepare for landing…

HOLY SH*T!!!!!!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[Rab McClimond @4rabber75]

@ShaneLowryGolf @RyderCupEurope @LukeDonald Legend !!

[Restore Britain @RestoreBritain]

Say NO.

[Love Music @khnh80044]

Freddie is looking down and giving y'all a standing ovation. That's spectacular!😍💗
The most INSANE Bohemian Rhapsody Flashmob you will ever see!!
With 30 musicians and singers in the STREET of Paris 😍
Cre : Julien Cohen Pianist

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

The British establishment have all ready covered this new Banksy up.

Can we get it Retweeted 10,000 times to show that they can never cover up their complicity in war crimes??

Protect the right to protest! RT!

[Riley Gaines @Riley_Gaines_]

The UK is a police state that prioritizes abusers, pedophiles, minorities, and migrants at the expense of everyone else. And you can’t call it out because free speech is gone, free expression is punished, and comedy is effectively illegal.

Did I get that right?