MISTER J 🪄

[MISTER J 🪄 @4saphekeeping]

@LyssaTheVillain “I’m too grown for this!” 😭 Won’t turn me every way but loose in my corporate attire on the highway 🤣

[MISTER J 🪄 @4saphekeeping]

Pulled up beside a car to road rage on a dude. This mf smoking a black with all the windows up. Lmao you got it G

[MISTER J 🪄 @4saphekeeping]

What do they do with the horns after? If they sell them this is basically the same thing

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Dehorning rhinos is a conservation strategy to deter poachers by removing the horns that make them a target.

https://t.co/vKoW82UvsL

[MISTER J 🪄 @4saphekeeping]

😂😂😂 I can’t tell if this was a skit or not

[✨4’7 💫 @_Mulaamamii]

He snapped happy Sunday yall

[MISTER J 🪄 @4saphekeeping]

😂😂 love that my mama also use to take a pic every morning before school! It’s not the same thing she bought me TWO hoodies bitch!!! 🤣

[kayla🫆 @trulykaykay]

😭😭😭😭

[MISTER J 🪄 @4saphekeeping]

Especially when they pay cash back

[Jerome Dotson | Founder | Brand & Product Strategy @iamjeromedotson]

Using my credit cards for everything then paying the bill at the end of the month before interest hits >>>>>

[MISTER J 🪄 @4saphekeeping]

I think chasing him was a normal reaction to finding out a stranger is recording you 🤣

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

thank god he didn't overreact to being recorded

[MISTER J 🪄 @4saphekeeping]

Wouldn’t this create more problems in the long run? Why would you use an immobile sperm to fertilize an egg?

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

A nanobot helping a sperm with motility issues along towards an egg.

These metal helixes are so small they can completely wrap around the tail of a single sperm and assist it along its journey

[MISTER J 🪄 @4saphekeeping]

How you get the tape? Lol

[nameless girl he found @sliimretta]

@iloveeyannieeb this remind me of the time i sent my cousin mama her sex tape for snitching on me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 tell her SHE AINT WRONG QUEEN

[MISTER J 🪄 @4saphekeeping]

Ain’t this you?!

[Time Capsule Tales @timecaptales]

A thread of wild examples of the Mandela Effect you (probably) hadn’t heard about

1. Sinbad in ‘Shazaam’ - Many claim to have seen a movie called "Shazaam," wherein American comedian & actor Sinbad played a genie summoned by a young brother and sister. No such movie exists.

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

I'm glad he caught it on video 😭😭😭 he ain't shit

[MISTER J 🪄 @4saphekeeping]

Imagine somebody saying they got something in the car and they come back with a mf ROCK! 🪨

[Amaka @AmakaUdu1]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I really can’t stop laughing

[MISTER J 🪄 @4saphekeeping]

When people start saying what they “don’t wanna do” at work

[FadeHubb @FadeHubb]

Coach said “LOCK TF IN”😭😭😭

[Magic Madam✨ @theboudoirmadam]

Listen…when black people…🔥🔥🔥🔥

[BREEZY SUPREME @BreezyxSupreme]

My bro just got out and he talking bout some “ follow my workout routine and you gon see results in a week” 😭😭 who tf he think I am 😂

[Professional Vibe Curator 🦧🥇 @GumboGoon]

Ain’t no summer break, winter break, spring break. Nothing 😭

[Andrew Egger @EggerDC]

I feel like Kyle Rittenhouse of all people should have a healthy appreciation for our jury system.

[Alex Coffey @byalexcoffey]

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