Brandon Hilliard

I got nothing

[Brandon Hilliard @4stringbrewer]

@TheAuthorGuy Or go pee. Ouchy

[Brandon Hilliard @4stringbrewer]

I so very needed that ride and burgers.
#windinmybeard #harleylife

[Brandon Hilliard @4stringbrewer]

And now for something completely different. Oh, wait, same shit different platform.

[Brandon Hilliard @4stringbrewer]

Being a father of young children, I don't get any R&R, I get arrrgh and arrrgh.
#dadlife

[Brandon Hilliard @4stringbrewer]

That moment you realize your boss has no idea what you do.
#jobsecurity

[Brandon Hilliard @4stringbrewer]

My youngest decided to be a car alarm for the new year.
#kidsareforsuckers

[Brandon Hilliard @4stringbrewer]

Friggin rooster is going off.
#cockadoodaldoo

[Brandon Hilliard @4stringbrewer]

Ever pull a bone head move and fuck up something super important? #readwithbotheyes

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@OMGFacts @julianne_ish or you will die

[Brandon Hilliard @4stringbrewer]

@FatMike_of_NOFX Cali traitor

[Brandon Hilliard @4stringbrewer]

@BlueShieldCA got a baker's cyst.
#milestone

[Brandon Hilliard @4stringbrewer]

Dad = kids want mom, mom wants alone time, kids hate dad, mom hates dad,

[Brandon Hilliard @4stringbrewer]

Baker's cyst. I choose the "surprise, I popped" method of treatment. #gunnahurtnomatterwhat

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Want to win Root Beer Float Day mugs and tickets? Easy! RT this tweet to enter! #31Gifts https://t.co/1mtnxTjrl6

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@Athletics #31gifts

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So this is Twitter? Tweeeeeeeeeeeet!

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Vanilla is a flavor damnit! #milkshakes

[Brandon Hilliard @4stringbrewer]

Antisocial person frustrated with social media... more irony at 11. #youallsuck #bitchwithme

[Brandon Hilliard @4stringbrewer]

Getting ready to go fishing #herefishyfishy #uptooearly #alreadydrinking

[Brandon Hilliard @4stringbrewer]

@Becca_E_B @Rancid @badreligion nofx, less than jake, pennywise, look up 90s punk