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[MR @4surenotmike]

Tread on ye, not on me

[MR @4surenotmike]

@ettingermentum @MicahSharon2013 Grant Williams

[MR @4surenotmike]

@gill066 These are gold

[Caroline @carolinekwan]

Michael Phelps is literally referred to as a freak of nature because of his disproportionate wingspan, double jointed ankles, lung capacity twice that of an average human, body that produces half the lactic acid of a typical athlete, and he is rightly celebrated for being the greatest male swimmer in history. Meanwhile, female athletes with genetic differences are legally discriminated against and harassed to no end. This is not about “protecting women in sports” - this is about protecting a very specific idea of what a woman is.

[MR @4surenotmike]

@agaidis @newscentermaine @gill066 Ah! A tragedy!

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

One of the quotes you won't see much of today:

“The evils of capitalism are as real as the evils of militarism and racism. The problems of racial injustice and economic injustice cannot be solved without a radical redistribution of political and economic power.”

— MLK

[MR @4surenotmike]

Kornet: bard

[MR @4surenotmike]

The Celtics players Dnd classes:
Tatum: wizard
Brown: sorcerer
White: monk
Holiday: paladin
Porzingus: ranger (dual wielding)
Horford: cleric
Pritchard: warlock
Hauser: ranger (ranged)
Brisette: barbarian

[Atlanta Community Press Collective @atlanta_press]

Revered Jonathan Rogers, a Unitarian Universalist minister, is speaking now.

Two Unitarian Universalist clergy participated in todays direct action and have been arrested.

[Cornel West @CornelWest]

I am running for truth and justice as a presidential candidate for the People’s Party to reintroduce America to the best of itself - fighting to end poverty, mass incarceration, ending wars and ecological collapse, guaranteeing housing, health care, education and living wages for all! 
Join the movement at https://t.co/acRgC5GbOk!!

[Lauren Duda @lozzadraws]

Just to be clear -- any writers who capitalize on the strike to get their foot in the door will never be allowed to join the WGA. You scab, you're out.

[MR @4surenotmike]

Me: I'm not gonna be on my shit at this super bowl party.

[Pat Tillman ad comes on]

Me: OH COME ON!

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

grocery store chains: we set record profits this year

retail chains: we've never made so much money

energy companies: we just posted our best quarter on record

news article: who is to blame for inflation? you peasants wanting wages, probably

[MR @4surenotmike]

@agaidis I don't mean to alarm you, but there is no Forest Ave taco bell...

[swirl 🍥 @oxalisnebula]

does anyone else love the concept of a bidet but hate how close you have to get your face to the toilet for a drink???

[MR @4surenotmike]

Happy Birthday to the only Uncle Sam Celtics' twitter recognizes. The @NBABabySecret

[MR @4surenotmike]

Celtics legend Tremont Waters is about to steal the show from Wembenyama and Scoot.

[Khai @ThamKhaiMeng]

This is genius. Italian singer Adriano Celentano released a song in the 70s with nonsensical lyrics meant to sound like American English—to prove that Italians would just love any American song. And it was a hit.

[Eliza Orlins @elizaorlins]

I want to talk about how junk science ruins innocent lives.

The criminal legal system is overwhelmed by junk science.

IT IS AN OUTRAGE.

If you're not deeply disturbed by what's going on, I need you to pay close attention.

Let me explain. 🧵/x