Shan (parody account)

parody account

[Shan (parody account) @4surenotshan]

Gonna get my face printed on my bed sheets cuz everyone sleepin on me

[Shan (parody account) @4surenotshan]

Gonna get my face printed on my bed sheets cuz everyone sleepin on me

[Shan (parody account) @4surenotshan]

@mayaaroy Rover red rover let sourdough come over

[Shan (parody account) @4surenotshan]

@mayaaroy Rover red rover let sourdough come over

[Shan (parody account) @4surenotshan]

Aren’t you worried that your favorite celebrity will be on the Epstein list? No I don’t think Moe Doodle from the doodlebops is on the list.

[Shan (parody account) @4surenotshan]

@pizzahut I found a full sword in my pizza last night

[Shan (parody account) @4surenotshan]

Homeowner: Can I get a quote on an outdoor deck?

Carpenter: Yes for sure, "Decks are where memories are made, stories are shared, and laughter echoes through the warm summer air."

[Shan (parody account) @4surenotshan]

Homeowner: Can I get a quote on an outdoor deck?

Carpenter: Yes for sure, "Decks are where memories are made, stories are shared, and laughter echoes through the warm summer air."

[Shan (parody account) @4surenotshan]

My suspicions were proven correct

[Shan (parody account) @4surenotshan]

Do I trust my gut if I have a tummy ache?

[Shan (parody account) @4surenotshan]

I had 500,000 followers on tik tok trust me #TikTok

[Shan (parody account) @4surenotshan]

*in a sauna
Why are you sweating so much are you nervous about something?

[Shan (parody account) @4surenotshan]

ah yes. 0.0009600432 nautical miles is so my type

[Shan (parody account) @4surenotshan]

I encourage the Duolingo bird to do an in person visit and see what’s up

[Buzz Me In @HorntownBuzz]

@TheShanRoy Hamburgers are just flat hot dogs

[Shan (parody account) @4surenotshan]

Hot dogs are just round hamburgers

[Shan (parody account) @4surenotshan]

Dr: Sir do you have a updated insurance card for todays visit

Me: do you accept Apple care

[Shan (parody account) @4surenotshan]

They don’t put shoes on newborns because they will run away

[Shan (parody account) @4surenotshan]

For $25 I will go to where your ex works and naturally clog the toilet

[Shan (parody account) @4surenotshan]

50% nerd
25% Shenanigans
21.5% caring
3.5% APR during toyotathon summer sales event
0% toleration of lactose