Wendy M. Testaburger.

#SouthPark. ☆ She/Her. Feminist. Activist. Honor student of SPE. Class + Student body president. Cheer captain. Member of the Cows’ Volleyball squad.

[Wendy M. Testaburger. @4thGradFeminist]

#FlashbackFriday

[Wendy M. Testaburger. @4thGradFeminist]

@GregoryofSP Oh, who could possibly ignore you, Gregory? 💜

[Wendy M. Testaburger. @4thGradFeminist]

Hello. Logged in to say I apologize on behalf of the actions of “4thGradFemiMist,” and I don’t appreciate my Twitter handle being copied only to engage in harmful behavior. It’s a miracle that she’s removed herself from the community. I hope you’re all safe. 💜

[Wendy M. Testaburger. @4thGradFeminist]

@CowsStar65 [She recoils from the pain, taking a moment to process it before returning a hard punch to his face.]

[Wendy M. Testaburger. @4thGradFeminist]

@bebestevens123 @FunSouthParkBot No!?

[Wendy M. Testaburger. @4thGradFeminist]

Garrison never fails to disappoint me.

[Wendy M. Testaburger. @4thGradFeminist]

@ParodyButters 🙋🏻‍♀️

[Wendy M. Testaburger. @4thGradFeminist]

@FunSouthParkBot Certainly not “dripping” in them, either, I’m sure.

[South park characters doing actions @FunSouthParkBot]

Stan gets no bitches!

[Wendy M. Testaburger. @4thGradFeminist]

Lovely. I am /so/ ecstatic you lost your business, you piece of shit.

[Eric T. Cartman @YoureNotKewl]

Oho, really? I thought you of all people would appreciate Dikinbaus, whore.

[Wendy M. Testaburger. @4thGradFeminist]

Hot dogs have officially been ruined for me.

[Wendy M. Testaburger. @4thGradFeminist]

@MountainTownies Gregory! Oh, I.. I apologize for what I said. It was as if some /force of nature/ made those words come out of me.

[The clitoris is to blame. Yes, of course.]

[Wendy M. Testaburger. @4thGradFeminist]

I miss Gregory?

[Wendy M. Testaburger. @4thGradFeminist]

Did I? Why would I say something so vulgar about a person? I’m sure something just slipped without my control.

[Stan R. Marsh (Archived) @Cynical_Stan_]

Right after you literally said “Fuck Gregory! Fuck him right in the ear!” Everybody else was there and heard you say it too.

[Wendy M. Testaburger. @4thGradFeminist]

Something washed over me in that moment. I.. have no recollection of saying that.

[Stan R. Marsh (Archived) @Cynical_Stan_]

You said you never really cared for him though?

[Wendy M. Testaburger. @4thGradFeminist]

You said GIRL /twice/.

[🎵Stan Marsh🎵 @DrunkDude_]

I said male roles too if that makes it any better

[Wendy M. Testaburger. @4thGradFeminist]

What /did/ you mean by it, then? Because your statement is clearly implying that women need to act “traditional.”

[🎵Stan Marsh🎵 @DrunkDude_]

Wendy I didn't mean it like that-

[Wendy M. Testaburger. @4thGradFeminist]

@WreckYoureNeck EXCUSE ME.

[Wendy M. Testaburger. @4thGradFeminist]

An ice cream parlor that hires minors? I would love to apply!

[Wendy M. Testaburger. @4thGradFeminist]

@BoyfriendfnfXml Oh, how great minds think alike!

[Wendy M. Testaburger. @4thGradFeminist]

Wow. Well, enjoy your misogynistic fantasy, Stan.

[🎵Stan Marsh🎵 @DrunkDude_]

I want a cute girl one that will cook and clean and work and defend me while I play minecraft. Gimme a cute girl.