🚨Week 1 is here!🚨
“UNC boosters stuck their neck out to bring in the oldest coach in college football, and they’re about to get what they so desperately desire. Our attention.”
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🚨2025 ACC College Football Preview: Part I is here!🚨
Read below for notes on Stanford, Wake Forest, Cal, Virginia, Boston College, Syracuse, and…Pete Hegseth?
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@iAmNickWize Don’t be surprised if it’s Deshawn Purdie over Ashford. I’m guessing both will get looks against Kennesaw and Western Carolina heading into the N.C. State game
‼️ Top Incumbent QBs CFB 2025‼️
Carr is a former 5-star, and if you watch at least 5 seconds of a Notre Dame game this year, it’ll be drilled into your brain like Chinese water torture that he’s also the grandson of legendary Michigan coach Lloyd Carr.
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🚨I Ain't Saying That We Back or Nothing🚨
A lot has happened in college football, and that’s all that matters in the world - unless you’re this website's owner, who’s mentally and possibly physically on Mars right now. It’s also exactly why we’re here.
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🚨Week 8 Preview🚨
The entire city of Miami is built upon the idea of being fake. Silicone injections, imported white sand beaches, counterfeit bags and shoes, & those assholes who drive down Collins Ave in rented Lamborghinis and Polaris Slingshots
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🚨Week 7 Blockbuster Preview🚨
"Fake the sniffles, twist your ankle, or whatever you need to do to find yourself in front of a TV for an incomprehensible amount of time without distraction."
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🚨Week 6 College Football Recap🚨
Notes on all the upsets, NC State-Wake, Georgia-Auburn, and why we need to stop comparing every college football season to 2007.
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🚨Week 6 Preview🚨
Cal Twitter has collectively dubbed this matchup as 'Woke v Coke' which is an outstanding moniker for an otherwise nondescript game.
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🚨Gut Punch: Week 5 Recap🚨
If you are under the age of 18 please receive parental permission as we are about to talk about Florida State’s offense.
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🚨Week 5 Preview🚨
At least Notre Dame can hide behind the Peacock paywall if they lose here. Louisville can stake its claim as an ACC favorite by going into South Bend and beating the Irish which is no easy feat unless you’re a MAC team.
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🚨Week 4 Recap🚨
"The state of North Carolina football teams in a word: Mark Robinson?"
"State fans either need to accept their ceiling or keep subjecting themselves to this exhausting, vicious, yet humorous cycle of crashing and burning."
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