Hermes Quadmegistus

I cannot be canceled so don't bother. All of my opinions are guaranteed to offend you if your hair is a color rarely seen outside of a Kool-Aid packet. Notabot.

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@TheDataCage @JesseKellyDC This is the correct method.

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@JesseKellyDC I've literally never eaten a nacho with the cheese on the bottom, ever.

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@SNFonNBC If you've ever literally cried over a sportsball match (any sport), congrats, you suffer from emotional incontinence.

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@ajmarquis @fourthbronte @NBCOlympics @Delta Do you even know what genocide means?

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@nichegamer This is obsession with race and diversity is getting fucking silly.

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@Jmickey701 @PrimeVideo @VanityFair @LOTRonPrime " First, this show wasn’t created to please the books readers."
I'm not surprised, considering most of you apes can barely read at a 3rd grade level.

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@dhookstead @LOTRonPrime LOL WUT? Is this supposed to be sarcasm? It looks TERRIBLE.

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@JordanSchachtel Why do they ALWAYS look like this?

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@LizabethBarham @DaddyWarpig Tell me you've never read a single word of the Lord of the Rings without telling me you've never read a single word of the Lord of the Rings.

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@adam_murray10 @BallySportsDET He has the coof.

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@LizabethBarham @DaddyWarpig Uhhhh, they DID make a whites -only version: The original film trilogy and the books. Not a negro to be found.

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@TexelElf @Lisan_al_Mahdi @razorfist The men of Far Harad were also described as "half-trolls." They were basically monstrous abominations akin to orcs.

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@Mfundroid @VanityFair @LOTRonPrime @PrimeVideo @NazaninBoniadi @IsmaelC_C There were NO sub-Saharan negro-looking races in the LOTR universe. Full-stop. You had Southrons and Easterlings, but they were described as "swarthy" or "sallow" with straight black hair. We saw then in the PJ films. Troll-Men of Far Harad were basically abominations like orcs.

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@BaryonSenjuSage The game looks like complete and utter shit. And woke shit to boot.

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@Nikoa301 @P_A_Paszek @DetroitRedWings He's black, his name is Smith. Black Smith.

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@adidas What the actual fuck???????

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@NotamusedLady @atrupar This is considered a "conspiracy theory," just so you know. You are not immune.

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One of the biggest mistakes this country's ever made was electing Obama its president

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@Cernovich Just ask him out already, jeez.

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@005_mvale @Cernovich Grifters like Cerno never have any consistent messaging.