Gather 'round kiddos, it's time to talk about Guy's Rule number one: Healthy is more important than horny.
So an important part of your personal health is self care, by which I mean the tasks and routines that promote well being. So eating, sleep schedules, hygiene, chores, etc.
Make sure you layer your pink kitten in everyone else's soggy nappies at changing time. Too many soggy babs? Well you can use the extra nappies as mittens booties, and a soggy nappy hood! Make sure you point and laugh at the kitten when you're all done.
@fluffypamps Really, you're far too little for big boy games anyway. You're better off locking your nubbin away and focusing on your duplo tower instead.
You brought a cute boy home to top you, but he bottomed for Daddy while you sat on your special rocking horse to fill your good boy button until you spurted through your cage instead.